Seriously, where do they live and how? What do they eat? If anyone knows that would be very cool and if you are an alien, get in touch!
2006-09-12 00:50:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
hello earthling.
i am an alien from the planet bob.
our live is just like yours, only completely different.
i mean, we have all those things you have in a way... they just look different, smell different.. i guess poeple are people everywhere.
oh one difference. we know thre are aliens out there. you...
we have been watching you for a long time now and studied your cultural and ethical development...
at any given time there are about 6500 field researchers of various professions on earth, or poop as we call it. there is even a small tourist enterprise going, but strictly limited and observed by the board of regulation of poop exploitation.
of late there has been a project that evaluates the possibility of official contact betwee our worlds, but the results have been depressing so far. not one of the leaders of any of your peoples is as openminded and mentaly flexible as is absolutely necessary for something like that.
so a small group of xenopsychologists, which i belong to, is looking for other vectors of communication, and it has been proposed to contact other less significant people like you that provide the mental stability and imagination we look for.
your question about alien 'everyday life' has qualified you for our program, and here i am.
so if you have any specific question, feel free to visit our forum at
**http://gww.forum.poopolgy.xenology.departmentofresearch.bob.gal**
2006-09-12 01:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by wolschou 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We have been here observing you for centuries. In the last 80 years, we have maintained a presence here because your civilization is entering an interesting phaze.
Average day for me consists of purging wastes for the first two hours or so. We have been altered to look like you and in order to socialize, we are required to eat your food. Although it lacks many of the nutrients we require (many of which would be poisonous to you), it also contains many substances which don't agree with us. At first we limited such consumption to avoid the purging process (you DON"T want to go in there after we're done), but there are Earth substances that make it worth it. Coffee is something that creates a feeling of such joy in us, that we must have it and paying the price of the purging process is well worth it. The rest of the day is spent documenting Human experience. We take jobs, have pets and under go down time similiar to your sleep.
There are some things we have to be careful about, as Human customs are very different than ours. We know it is not polite to insult someone's mother, but you really don't want to insult ours. Our mothers are carried internally in our bodies and this gender (we have four) is rather unintelligent but quite tempermental. If you insult our mother, they demand we liquidate you (literally) and if we don't, they can cause us extreme gastro-intestinal distress that make purging Earth wastes look like a pic-nic.
Over the centuries, your planet was a curious place to visit once or twice and was not considered very interesting . Sure, your wars showed us how undeveloped you are as a species and your infantile,(in cosmic terms) dependence on god concepts does not bode well for you. We are now showing an interest in you because it is not often that we get to observe a species commit suicide. You are so close to maturing as a sentient species and it will be a shame to see you kill yourselves. There are just not enough of you becoming rational enough to force the issue. You let the least among you determine your fate, so be it.
2006-09-13 04:13:49 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 am: Breakfast of sushi and mutilated cattle.
8 am: Read the New York Times. Write letter to the editor explaining again that UFO's are real.
9 am: Off to work in the Bermuda Triangle. Sink a few ships, kidnap a few earthlings, and have sex with them.
5 pm: Home again at the secret base inside Area 51.
7 pm: Watch reruns of "Roswell", "The Invaders," and "Mork and Mindy."
Midnight: Just for fun, sneak out and make a few crop circles before bed.
2006-09-12 05:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by Keith P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I assume the same as ours just in a different country ~~ and the type of foods are different like in Mexico they eat more beans and if they come to the US they will eat more hamburgers :P
I hope your talking out of country aliens and not ET aliens cause if your talking ET man your weird!
2006-09-12 00:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Mellissa M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They travel most of the day. They watch us and other planets. They don't have to eat very often. Every week or so they stop here and eat a few humans and cows. Big fans of Seinfeld.
2006-09-12 02:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by flirpityflirp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's like asking what's the average day for a foreigner. Can you be more specific. Which alien race?
2006-09-12 01:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by tgrrc 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most of the day we answer stupid questions on Y!A. Before that we often did go to earth and made pretty light shows in the sky, circles in cornfields, stuff like that. But we mind carefully that just complete idiots take notice of us.
2006-09-12 03:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Wonko der Verständige 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get home from a hard day's work. strip off the human prostheses. visit a little place I know where the solar radiation is just right and enjoy a nice bath, suck down a couple icy asteroids, and try to make it back in time for Lost.
2006-09-12 01:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
on my planet your earth day is one month to us,
we come from and you Earthlings may have trouble saying this so I shall break it down,
The 'Crono-sinclastic-anfun-dibulan nebula.
it is a place out of your solar system where you are nowhere at once and everywhere at the same time.and we do not eat but feed off of solar flares that pass through the rings of Saturn
2006-09-12 02:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Iceman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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La La, Walla Walla
Bing Bang.
The purple people eater.
2006-09-12 06:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by outerspace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋