Watercress? Your twin? Come on, impress me!
2006-09-09 22:42:08 · 21 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
I once shook my head vigorously after swimming, and a tiny pale-green DJ, coughing and spluttering, fell out on the floor. He looked exactly like a salamander, except he had a pencil-thin mustache, a Run DMC-era gold medallion, and no hind legs.
He'd been growing in there since 1985, he explained, collecting my earwax to make into tiny little records which he'd then spin on the bones of my inner ear, dropping freestyle rhymes over the top.
'Almost every piece of music you've ever heard was created by me', he explained smugly. 'I've intercepted and remixed every song that's come into your ears since you were a teenager, from headphones or from the world outside.'
'Including Michael Bolton?' I asked warily.
'Yes', he replied, so I squashed him.
2006-09-09 23:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I had this one really long hair once. It was strange and gave me the creeps when I saw it in the mirror. I yanked it out and it hurt. It was about 2 inches long and near the top by my hairline. It was like a stray from my head that wandered too far over. My hair was longer at the time, so I guess it hid out up there. It wasn't inside the ear canal, so I guess it doesn't count?
I used to get swimmers ear every summer, but that's lame too.
2006-09-09 23:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by biggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a tape recorder, your cellular telephone will do, walk around the homestead and ask questions like who's the following, what do you want, yet as well make sure you be conscious any stream you do, like probably whisper to your self or your footsteps or different noise you're making or site visitors, get carry of wavepad, its loose, then upload your recording and open that record in wavepad, the position it says escalate, do this to the max minimize, any instantly traces you word escalate them as some people may imagine they haven't from now on something on that recording and once you escalate that flat instantly line, seems they have were given something, or deliver it to me i'll hear to it for you and deliver the record back to you after ive wiped clean it. if its something telling you to 'get out' tell it to get out itself, you stay there no longer them, dont hassle too a lot about it. dont enable people scare you with this demon crap, you may want to do evp/rcording every time of day or nighttime. in spite of the reality that, its a sparkling homestead and also you want to get used to it and the noises of the homestead like the heating and stuff. dont ignore also, pets have great sonic listening to and may hear issues for miles down the line, he can prob hear yet another dogs howling. be conscious: no longer ALL animals are psychic.
2016-11-25 23:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oak sappling. Turns out a squirrel had been storing acorns in my ear whilst I slept drunkenly in the park.
Also, I once went to the doctor with a bit of lettuce growing out of my ear.
"That looks sore", he said.
"That's just the tip of the iceberg.", I replied.
Oh, who am I kidding, I'm not going to beat the tiny DJ answer!
2006-09-10 00:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mum used to grab me by the ear and say I had potato's growing in mine, she also told me I had a tide mark around my neck . LOL
2006-09-09 22:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never grown anything out of my ear but I swallowed a orange pip and a tree sprouted from my bum.
2006-09-09 22:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wax
2006-09-10 00:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lee P 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lightning bug! Eeeeeep!
2006-09-09 22:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sherry M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spinach.
2006-09-09 23:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know someone who got a pea caught in his ear and it begin to grow...does that count?
2006-09-09 22:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋