The government won't allow my lover and I to get married because my lover happens to be a horse. I'm sick and tired of the discrimination.
2006-09-09 22:15:13 · 3 answers · asked by animal lover 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I know watcha mean, why just the other day, my pet panda tried to buy some beer, and the a**hole behind the counter said "your kind ain't allowed here!" Well, that didn't make my panda very pleased, needless to say, that guy won't be denying service to any pandas ever again. It doesn't matter if you're black, white, panda, mongoose, salamander, platypus, three-toed sloth, rhinoceros, condor, lobster, etc. you should be able to buy beer without any discrimination damnit!
2006-09-09 22:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur mentality may be animal like, but if u consider your existence equal to a horse's or animal, then not being able to marry is the least of your problems.
2006-09-10 05:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Eileen S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you poor thing!!! why don't you try marrying a goldfish instead?
2006-09-10 05:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by _ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋