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2006-09-09 20:44:13 · 15 answers · asked by Jeezuss Jan 3 in Social Science Other - Social Science

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Jesus clearly said, "I hate boys that don't pay for the fricken candles, they shall be doomed in HELL!!!!"

2006-09-09 21:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by PaPi X 2 · 0 1

of course not. God is so kind, He never sends people for not paying for the candles they lit. but he may punish them in a mild way.

2006-09-10 03:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by Peace 2 · 0 0

I wouldn't say doomed for doing this, but such behaviour leads me to think that they've done (or will do) other stuff that will get them on The Almighty's S*** list.

2006-09-10 03:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by Asher S 4 · 0 0

certainly not. putting money for inside the donation box for devotional candles is purely voluntary.

2006-09-10 04:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The fact that this even gets asked reflects the sad state of religion today.

2006-09-10 03:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by loggrad98 3 · 0 0

You run a church? Lord just take me now.

2006-09-10 03:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0 0

You bet, baby! Fry those little fukks!

2006-09-10 03:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0 0

i dont know nothing about christianity.
but i dont think a god will ever care about $. its only mortal stuff

2006-09-10 04:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by heinz_chan 2 · 0 0

Bob died because he blew out all the candles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLHTNXLdkI

2006-09-10 04:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by mid-life crisis 1 · 0 0

It's no sin to be poor

2006-09-10 08:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by Boogerman 6 · 0 0

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