how can i make my mother in law visit us less frequently??

Question

she comes allmost daily vithout calling before

Answer 1

the next time she comes make sure that ur wearing ur underwear and nothing else

Answer 2

Always be gone from the house,for like 3 weeks be gone for a long time and then she will think that your busy and she probably might not want to get in the way.and if your gone a lot then she won't know when you are home or if your not

Answer 3

WELL DONT LOOK AT IT IN A NEGATIVE WAY. LOOK AT IN A POSITIVE WAY.

GO BUY SOME GREEN TABLETS. THE ONES YOU CAN OPEN AND POUR OUT THE GREEN TEA. MAKE HER COFFEE AND ADD THE GREEN TEA TO THE COFFEE. SERVE HER COFFEE WITH THE GREEN TEA FROM THREE PILLS. SHE WILL BE FLYING HIGH AND FULL OR ENERGY.

SO PUT HER BUT TO WORK. SHE WILL HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY SHE WILL WANT TO WORK.

HAVE HER COOK UP ENOUGH MEALS FOR A WEEK AND FREEZE THEM. BAKE COOKIES. CLEAN THE HOUSE.

USE THE WOMEN. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER......

Answer 4

Don't answer the door, or get a pit bull for added security. Your husband needs to talk to her about boundaries.

Answer 5

develop a bad case of gas everytime she comes over and work the fart into a sentence like... "FART that what i think about that."

Answer 6

Hahaha, food poisoning. Good one! Have you told her its annoying? Or you can always move?

Answer 7

You should burn crosses in your front yard while she is visiting

Answer 8

buy her a hand phone

Answer 9

food poisoning.

Answer 10

oh well its a difficult one