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'Cause in Switzerland we habe president elections every year....

2006-09-09 19:15:16 · 12 answers · asked by lucybornand 1 in Politics & Government Government

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No you can't because Switzerland dosn't have enough oil. He can only be bought with oil. Texas tea, back gold... you know, the bubblin Crude.

2006-09-09 19:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Absinthy 3 · 2 0

If you could buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth, you'd be rich!

I thought Switzerland was a peace-loving nation, why would you want to buy a war monger? As far as I'm concerned, you can have him.

2006-09-10 02:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor ~W. 5 · 0 0

Take him, we'll give him to you for a bargain price.
Within 6 months, you'd be begging for a refund, plus compensation for damages.

2006-09-10 03:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Schona 6 · 0 0

Elections every year??? You guys have a president? Who does he lead? Does he oversea the chocolate and knife operations?

2006-09-10 02:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by Yessssirrr 2 · 0 1

Simply splendid my dear. but i think you are to late to bid. it was a secret sealed bid auction, sorry you missed out,and really its unknown who the buyers where at the auction.

2006-09-10 02:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by JALISCO 2 · 0 0

We will give him to you lock stock and barrel asap
btw, we have a no return policy

2006-09-12 09:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by suzanne_sauls 3 · 0 0

No, because he has already been Bought, Sold, and Paid for.

2006-09-10 02:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 1 0

Buy? Hell, we'll PAY YOU to take him off our hands.

2006-09-10 02:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0 0

Send me money.

2006-09-10 02:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Halliburton beat you to it.

2006-09-10 02:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by amish-robot 4 · 0 0

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