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when i first met my wife and was at her house. I had to poo and she had no toilet paper. It took about an hour to get that smell off my hands

2006-09-09 18:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

the first time i agreed to submit to my current owner. i knew nothing basically about D/s at the time and she and i had been visiting and getting to know each other when she came out and asked if i would go out with her but could not say no to here no matter what she asked for the entire evening. i said yes and the things i was asked to do wow. but yeah know, i kinda liked it too but i was totally humiliated at times, very embarrassed, but also totally turned on. she had me right where she wanted me, i knew it, she knew it and the people around us knew it also.

2006-09-10 02:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was in 7th grade, and me and a couple of buddies were having a farting contest. Classy, huh? Anyways, I blast out the loudest fart I could muster, and I almost **** my pants. It didn't really come out; it was like the turtle poked its head out the hole and went back in, if you get my drift. But no one really knew, and I managed to get to the bathroom and check my underoos, but everything was cool.

2006-09-10 02:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by mikey062804 3 · 1 0

Not that I like remembering it, but....At a party in college, got very drunk, got up and walked straight into a hanging birdcage...The bird got out and terrorized everybody and took hours to catch.

2006-09-10 02:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Evie 4 · 1 0

I was leaning against a pillar in HS and someone from behind me said my name so I turned around to see who it was and walked straight into the pillar.....

2006-09-10 02:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by à®håñtøm?Még? 5 · 0 0

In school I had moments of farting silent but deadly, throught two and a half years of middle school. It was bad, in so many ways.

2006-09-10 02:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by natelements 2 · 1 0

i was walking ....like i was the best looking girl on the block an step on poop an got it on my big toe an on my high hill shoe.

2006-09-10 02:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by gengen 3 · 1 0

i am drunk right now and am answering questions on yahoo answers! LOL

2006-09-10 01:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by nawnndawn 4 · 1 0

I talked **** about someone and they were right in back of me

2006-09-10 01:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Brownie 3 · 0 1

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