If soccer was a fruit, which fruit would it be and why?

Answer 1

It could be any fruit, as long as it had characteristics of soccer. I would think that it would be an apple, because I like apples, and an apple reminds me of an apple.

Answer 2

Isn't it already pretty fruity with all the metrosexuality and playacting. Face it, it has gotten too gay lately. Thank Buddha, Shrek Rooney punched out that Blackboob player this past week and proved there are afew good men left in soccer.

Answer 3

orange, because it's round and it's like a soccer ball.

or...

Fruit- cake, cause it's for fags.
I'm just kidding, I play soccer and watch it.

Answer 4

Watermelon...round and with strip on the surface just like soccer ball

Answer 5

I think it would have to be a Pear, because if you like them you always go back for more (same with football), you can get soft pears, hard pears, and some that go bad very quickly, (all three are just like some of our football managers or players).

Answer 6

I would say durian. coz, though it looks tough, the essence of it is great. Thats y its called the beautiful game. And the inside of it is yummy... with all the great soccer players and all!

^^

Answer 7

i don't know about the ball, but the guys who play it are fruits

Answer 8

Oranges, cause we used to eat them during practice.

Answer 9

Would have to be one with a nutty tatse to it, The fans are all nuts

Answer 10

watermelon
not sure why
but it would be a watermelon