poke your nose to see if it'll fall off
2006-09-12 09:12:55
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answer #1
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answered by mortisia2121 5
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scream, jump out of bed, scream some more, run downstairs to the kitchen and grab a frying pan, still screaming, run up to my bed again, scream as I hit your fake face off with the pan...and then smile contently and walk away, planning to buy a new bed.
2006-09-09 16:28:48
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answer #2
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answered by Aim 2
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I would consider breast augmentation. This would be proof that I look like a boy. The Id cut back on the Jesus juice.
2006-09-10 16:03:03
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answered by momof2borninmarch 3
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Gag. A lot. Call my therapist. Run to my appointment. Ask for a prescription for some serious pills to help me forget.
2006-09-09 16:30:37
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answer #4
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answered by sinned 4
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grab the sword hanging on the wall, then slice and dice and you wouldn't be waking up in any bed again. because if you wake up in my house that means you broke in and therefore are a criminal and a threat and that gives me just cause to protect myself.
2006-09-09 16:30:44
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answer #5
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answered by Stinger 22 6
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Cut off your hand.
Dump the body.
Send the hand with the ransom note.
Collect the cash.
Write the book.
Retire.
2006-09-09 21:13:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Took you to court said you molested me and get a billion dollars
2006-09-09 16:29:22
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answered by Mrs. Brown 5
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bust the window with a a broomhandle get vthe hell out a highjack your car to tell the tabloids and cash in on your a.s.s
2006-09-10 10:44:52
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answered by Anonymous
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id ask you how many times a week did your dad screw you and how many times a week he beat you to turn you from gorgeous to alien. I used to love you Michael but you're a child molestor and you're just to out there. YOU DIED after Thriller
2006-09-09 16:29:14
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answer #9
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answered by wilowdreams 5
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just ask for some money...and ask for whatever the he11 it was you gave me last night that got me so messed up i dont remember going to bed with you...
2006-09-09 16:31:24
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answered by minnie 3
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I'd realise that I wasn't really awake, I was still asleep having a nightmare :P
2006-09-09 16:29:32
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answered by Lauren 2
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