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Ive heard so many versions of the "roses are red" poem. Funny ones, rude ones (lol) and cute ones. Does anybody else know any? this is my favorite:

Roses are red, ome diamonds are blue, Chilvary is dead, But youre still kinda cute

2006-09-09 14:56:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

***some

2006-09-09 14:57:20 · update #1

16 answers

The roses are dead
the violets are too,
So please tell me why
I would bring them to you?

2006-09-10 08:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by rhymer 4 · 0 0

They say roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun.

2006-09-09 15:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Ronald J 1 · 1 0

Bob Dylan

2016-03-27 04:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so am I.

Told to me by Finan Glynn, O. Carm, in 1966!

2006-09-09 15:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by marsminute 3 · 0 1

I still like the original one

2006-09-09 15:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by Cool_Tall_One 3 · 0 0

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I leave the toilet seat
down for you

2006-09-09 16:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by LaBrat 3 · 0 0

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you!

2006-09-09 14:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 0 0

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm so pretty,
What happened to you!

2006-09-09 17:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Retirement Version


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're retiring,
And we'll miss you


Signed:Your name here

2006-09-09 19:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Kixx 1 · 0 0

Here's a couple... they made me shake my head giggle when I heard em.

Roses are blue,
Violets are pink,
After you've had,
Your thirteenth drink.

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I'm not good with colours,
But I'm good in bed.

2006-09-09 15:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Roses are red, violets are blue
Pigs stink and so do you.

2006-09-09 15:03:53 · answer #11 · answered by Sixth_Sense 3 · 0 1

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