This morning, I went with my 25 year old daughter Nadine to go look for empty boxes because she's gonna be movin out of her boyfriend Al's apartment. We went behind Walmart to get some, and we found a box of adorable puppies that some meanie abandoned.
We took them home and we could tell that those little young-un's were hungry so Nadine and me breastfed them. Nadine just had a baby so she's lactating and I've always been able to produce milk (my kids used to beg to come home for lunch during recess!).
I don't have the time or the effort to take care of these darling hearts, but I'm afraid that if we feed them, they'll become attached. I know that you're not supposed to feed stray cats because they'll hang around and never leave you alone (I have the scratch scars to prove it!)
Is this the same with puppies? I want to do all I can to help God's precious creatures, but I've got a demanding career at Home Depot that takes up a lot of my time. What should I do?
2006-09-09 14:38:02 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Here's what you should do.
a little bit o stand up comedy, maybe that blue collar stuff.
2006-09-09 14:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I say breast feed them. If they get attached, then you take it as a sign from God that you were meant to be their mom. Then you and your daughter can breastfeed them all your their lives!! And maybe when the female puppiess grow up and if they can't breastfeed, you can breast feed their babies, too! God bless you. It is nice to see that some people are willing to treat baby orphans as their own, regardless of species.
And don't worry. When you're at work, maybe you could drop them off at Nadine's and she could breastfeed them. Or maybe you could go into the Walmart, where you found them, and buy them baby bottles. But get the cute ones, with Baby Goofy on them. It'll make the puppies feel more comfortable.
(sarcasm)
2006-09-09 14:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by bellarina 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It made me sick... to read most of the peoples responses to you. I applaud you for caring for the puppies. I hope you found puppy formula as soon as you could. You made me think of the person that slit the road kill mom doe to get the fawn out and gave it mouth to mouth... and it was on video and everybody cheer and applauded. And the woman who took home zoo tiger cub and nursed her for a few weeks until it died. (because it's mom refused to nurse her cub). What did everyone say about THAT? You all should be a shamed of yourselves. Why don't you smother a baby rather than be a wet nurse. Very disgusted in (most but not all) humanity.
2006-09-09 14:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by Valeria 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe you have put this on this site, for the sole purpose to show people how ignorant some can be. They have bottles and formula for puppies and kittens.You can go to any pet store and find them. I would be ashamed and embarrassed for anyone; to even think I would be so stupid. I can't even imagine you would want anyone to know, lest of all put it where people can read it.Y'all sure need some help. Hope you can find it soon.
2006-09-09 14:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by grams40 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To raise funds so that the pupsters can be well-set for life, let's get some footage of you and Nadie-boo breastfeeding the kids. We'll market that to the fetish sites, and rake in millions.
I see this as the jumping off point for your new career - the natural next step after Home Depot - porn on a scale undreamed of.
We'll need to change your name, of course...be thinking of something with the suffix "Ho".
Ready for the rocket ride? Let's go!
2006-09-09 14:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by Stuart 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Take them to the local spca, or you could always just go to the petstore and pick up some puppy formula and a puppy bottle.
2006-09-09 14:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by Rawrrrr 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've never heard anyone doing that.just a lil bizarre the thought is there but if your going to feed them use a breast pump instead. i mean animals would probably do the same for us.but your milk probably differs from animals there is proably a missing nutrient and a certian fat and vitamin. just a guess
2006-09-09 14:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2017-02-28 23:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sick that is not right! You need to use pet food milk from the pet store not a humans milk. I hope your God dries your alls boobs out. There is no harm in helping a defenseless animal but that is gross and no way to help not to mention I do not believe you!
2006-09-09 14:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fantastic.
2006-09-09 14:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by midwestbruin 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evan D is right...
OYFG BEASTIALITY
Then again... If a fisherman kisses a fish before tossing it back in... shouldnt that be concidered 'beastiality' or am I looking to far into things?
2006-09-09 14:50:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋