today, i almost hit two gorgeous black hens when they ran out in front of my car. there i was just cruising down the road and two large chickens run out infront of my car! man! and that made me think, aside from all those really dumb chicken jokes, what made those birds want to cross that road? its considered a highway! just too much traffic for a bird to survive trying to cross it.
2006-09-09 14:03:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
they heard that they could get a bucket of chicken for 2 clucks!
LOL but I do like to watch chickens they are beautiful birds messy but pretty in there own way maybe they like to find there own place to make the nest not where they are coupe up.
2006-09-09 14:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
2006-09-09 15:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh grasshopper: Chicken cross road because it much to far to go around.
2006-09-09 15:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was there, by any chance, a KFC across the road?
2006-09-09 14:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 THINGS; THE CHICKEN DID NOT KNOW IT WAS CROSSING A HIWAY
THE OTHER ONE IS , CHICKENS ARE STUPID !!!
#3 CHICKENS CAN'T READ
2006-09-09 14:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by CAR_DEL99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause chickens are dumb, they have very small brains, lol
2006-09-09 14:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he could get to the other side stupid
2006-09-09 14:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Franky Tank Runner 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to tango . . . .
2006-09-09 14:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by ????a?? ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋