Because if I get caught I will be forced to kick her out of the house.
2006-09-09 14:02:38 · 34 answers · asked by dchella 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
don't do it at all
2006-09-09 14:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by kvsmiller 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, don't cheat. Sooner or later we all get caught, the longer the cheating the higher the probability. The more infatuated that you get with this "other" woman the more chances you start to take.
What is it that attracts you to this "other" woman? Can't you honestly get what you want from your wife? Just ask her, if your request is not outrageous then let her know that you are unhappy with the situation and if things don't change you will need to get out of the marriage.
2006-09-09 15:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by Archangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first lets make it clear that you are not the first man that has ever cheated on his wife. second of all make sure that you have an alibi that sticks make sure that it is something that you would have always done the man that i am seeing likes chicken fights and when he comes to see me he goes to the chicken fight for a while so that he has the pass that you use to get in so that when she questions he can show her where he was dont use a cell phone and if you do make sure that it is prepaid dont ever use the home phone most phone bills come with the numbers that you called on them make sure that the woman that you are seeing knows who your wife is so that if you do get in a situation where they are both in the same area at the same time she doesnt screw up while she is with you and try not to pick someone who is a good friend of any close family members good luck honey and ignore all of these women who are on here runnin their mouth if your not happy then your not happy
2006-09-09 14:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by askingandanswering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free Advice......Don't do it!!
1) you kick her out of the house, she divorce's you.
2) judge will give her the house
3) dummy you gets to keep paying for the house
4) dummy you again pays her to stay in the house
5) 60% of all your earnings can end up going to her
6) while you are paying her 60% and she has the house with her new bf she met after the divorce. you are living in a flea bag hotel with some tramp you picked up to take home to screw.
7) The ex buys a new car
8) the ex decides to sell the house, and buys a condo
9) the ex, pays you visits to you while you are a guest of the state/province hospital for the insane
10) the ex collects on your life insurance that you forgot about.
and she lives happily ever after with her condo, her condo in Hawaii, her younger boy friend.......and best of all...all your life savings( ie) insurance policies from where you worked, personal.
2006-09-09 14:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by John M 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes get a Divorce and then never get married ever again this way you will not be a cheater, loser, scum, , when you divorce her give her everything you have and walk away, since you are the unfaithful one and not to be trust worthy person, then when you are feeling all alone reflect on this moment, what goes around will come around, you may live to be a very old lonely person, and no one will ever care about you, people do not like cheaters. well have a good one loser
2006-09-09 15:22:57 · answer #5 · answered by soulstore 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if you sit on your hand it will go numb.. therefore when you are jacking off it will feel like a stranger... that is the way you cheat on your wife and not get caught. Unless your wife likes to watch.
2006-09-09 14:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by junebug 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't make sense. If you get caught, you will kick HER out? I would think she would kick YOU out. But anyways.... Dont cheat on her. No one deserves that. If you are unhappy about your relationship, divorce her. End of story.
2006-09-09 14:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by -♡Pookie♡- 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are a disgusting man, if I even dare call you that. A disgrace. An embarrassment to the human race. I hate you. How and why would you do that to someone who loves you...and someone that you must have loved at one point. Just ******* divorce her...then be with someone, it will hurt her less....but I guess you wouldn't care about that....because you are obviously a heartless bastard.
2006-09-09 14:14:49 · answer #8 · answered by be_loved5 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is impossable to cheat on your wife and not get caught.
2006-09-09 14:07:25 · answer #9 · answered by gardt8932 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wait...if u get caught cheating on her, she gets kicked out of the house??!! Thats ludicris! and shame on you! shes ur wife! Remember those vows? ring a bell?
2006-09-09 14:04:38 · answer #10 · answered by CrzyGurl21 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes don't ever come home after you cheat, or sleep outside with the rest of the dogs!
2006-09-09 14:09:06 · answer #11 · answered by Cheryl K 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋