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Yeah. But. Well, it got kinda messy. See, they're pretty heavy once the PCP starts to wear off. So, when theoretically it gets 'dropped' on someone there's all sorts of problems....

First, did anyone see you drop the porch on the poor sap? If so, you have to take care of them but you can't just leave the body under the porch - what if someone sees that? Then you have to take care of them as well.

Before you know it your body count is way up there and you still haven't cleaned up the mess of the porch and your poor lost love.

But that's just theoretically of course.

2006-09-09 19:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by zombie_togo 3 · 0 0

Yes , I carry porches quite often! Sometimes I even carry the house!

2006-09-09 20:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by Gigantic_Tager 3 · 0 0

ive never carried a porch and if you meant torch, my sister asked me to shine one behind the couch when she lost an earring down there so i guess you could say ive held a torch for someone but not quite in the way you meant i think

2006-09-09 20:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by prizzma 5 · 0 0

A porch? With or without a swing?

2006-09-09 20:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by ihaftaknow 3 · 0 0

a porch?! i dont quite understand...like a front porch on a house?

2006-09-09 20:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by pinkvariety 5 · 0 0

The last porch had a swing AND potted plants on it.
No thank you.

2006-09-09 20:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I cant even lift a porch.

2006-09-09 20:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Phil S 5 · 0 0

Do you mean carried a torch?

2006-09-09 20:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by Patience 6 · 0 0

i'm not going to break my back thye can lift their own porch.

2006-09-09 20:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I carried a turd in a baggie for someone one time.
Never a porch.
Sorry.

2006-09-09 20:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by newt_peabody 5 · 0 0

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