Materazzi went to the zoo, he saw the lions, the elephants and the bears, but he prefered the monkeys, they were playful and nice. He really liked them, and tried to play football with them, but instead they ate the ball and farted on his face...
Materazzi was upset, then one monkey came up to him to give him a hug, Materazzi was happy! He decided to take the monkey home...Everything was fine between them two until Materazzi realised that the monkey had a unhealthy crush on him, So Materazzi then decided to...
End it.
Plz do not feel offended, its just a joke. If u r a Materazzi fan, plz dont even bother to answer this question.
2006-09-09 12:05:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
who said the monkey is a girl...
2006-09-09 23:36:36 · update #1
TAKE THE MONKEY TO A LONG HONEY MOON AND NEVER PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN. BOTH SOCCER FANS AND MONKEYS REJOICED...
2006-09-09 12:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
drop him back to the zoo as he was scared to upset his wife. He really seems to love his wife and children but cannot resist kissing the monkey and lo suddenly he realises that it is Zidane in disguise. He jumps back and says sorry. Zidane forgave him and everybody lived happily ever after.............................you wish. No, Zidane did not forgive him, Zidane had earlier drunk a potion that gave him super human strenght and he lifts Materazzi from the ground and takes him to Germany. To the Allainz stadium where the Finals were conducted. Zidane aks Materazzi to play one on one football. Who will win?????????????????????...................Zidane bcoz of his superior skills beats Materazzi but it does not end there. Zidane is very happy but Materazzi wants a rematch and says that Zidane cheated. They both fight each other violently. Finally the monkeys in the zoo comes and resolve the fight.
2006-09-10 04:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just to clarify... who were the monkeys?
Are you referring to the Wold Cup Final where ITALY TRIUMPHED over a group of LOSERS???
If that is not the case, I will help you to finish your story...
Materazzi decided to buy a shirt for the monkey: a blue shirt with a printed chicken.
A month later Materazzi was playing the 2006 World Cup Final and he noticed the monkey was playing with his opponents.
The monkey tried to stay away from Materazzi from the full match, because Gattuso was taking care of the monkey.
10 minutes before the end of the game, frustrated for the ridiculous game played, the monkey got really nervous and after exchanging few words with Materazzi, the monkey decided to headbutt him. The monkey was ejected from the game... passing by the trophy the monkey kept his head down and went straight under the shower.
While the monkey was taking a shower, on the field Italy was celebrating the triumph and Cannavaro was lifting toward the sky the World Cup.
It was at that moment the monkey had a clear thought: "What a BIG LOSER I am"
2006-09-09 23:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by soccer_mind 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
...off himself because he knew that he was not good enough for the monkey,
he knew he was no good and that the monkey can do better than him
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...switch places with the monkey, he went to live in the zoo (where he really belongs) and gave all he had even his gf to the monkey, he knew she would be happier with the monkey,....now Materazzi is in the zoo farting on visitors and eating balls
2006-09-10 07:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bring him back to the zoo. He then put him back in the cage with the other monkeys. But wait, the monkey escaped and went back to materazzi. then materazzi brought him back to the cage. the monkey tricked materazzi into the cage and locked him in. it was then that materazzi realized the other monkeys were the italian team! then the unhealthily crushed (sounds gross but w/e) monkey takes off its head! Vataboom its Zinedine Zidane!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing at the italain team
2006-09-09 19:13:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
Then Materazzi decided to stop play football. And he also divorced his wife. And then, he marry the monkey and they live happily ever after.
2006-09-09 19:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
to get him back in the zoo. he tried and tried but the monkey kept stayin and refusing. so then he said, "this stupid monkey, he's following me around like his ugly sister!" that's wen the monkey heard him and decided to forgive him and give him one hug and he'll leave. wen materazzi came for the hug, the monkey just HEADBUTTED him. he said, "s****d italian, not evn for all the money u can give me"
FIN
2006-09-09 19:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I DONT THINK THERE WOULD BE ANY POOR MONKEYS THAT HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT DISGUSTING PERSON!!IF YES I WILL CRY FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-10 00:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by Aragorn98 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sleep with the monkey
lol nice story btw
2006-09-09 19:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
.............beat that monkey so she just hated him.....but it didnt work so he decided to make a present to Zidane...a monkey......and sended like a postcard that monkey to Zidane.....lol....the monkey now felt enloved in him already.....so Zidane just liked it and now that monkey its his best friend ....lool............happy endenin'
2006-09-10 06:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by #~*Deamon_chick*~Bee :D~# 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋