The Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator, now you too can generate conspiracy theory with the click of a button.
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2006-09-09 10:49:13 · 14 answers · asked by Manbearpig 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
lol, cool
2006-09-09 10:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't spend hours making up conspiracy theories. I spend hours studying how to find a cure for leukemia. I wonder if that bothers you - if so, ask me if I care. Beware the elections of November! LOL!!!
2006-09-09 10:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am sort of a Liberal! I am a Veteran, I have voted both parties in my 35 years of voting, Although I lean more towards liberal. I do not believe in the Conspiracy!
May I remind you, Democrats let the USA to victory in WWII. The Republicans took us to Vietnam. Being liberal dose not mean Wacko. Or weak. Being liberal means we care about he Majority of people, not just the rich!
2006-09-09 10:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
2006-09-09 11:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personally,I'm tired of Conservative Republicans spending hours trying to justify the actions of this intellectually challenged Warmonger.
2006-09-09 11:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant.
This will save hundreds of liberal hours.
Now they will have time to get an education.
I think Timothy above is living 35 years ago.
2006-09-09 10:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks Manbearpig!!! That is aweome.
And Tim....thanks for the heads up on Vietnam. I should call my Textbook publisher and let him know JFK and LBJ were actually Republicans. An to think, all these years......
2006-09-09 11:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by KJB 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Al Gore is so boring, his birth sign is dust.
2006-09-09 10:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This might be too hard for some to figure out.
2006-09-09 10:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha...thanks I so needed that today. You rock there bud, keep up the good work.
2006-09-09 10:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that white men and gun owners could kill welfare recipients.
HAHA!!! I love it.. thanks for the laugh buddy..
2006-09-09 11:00:00 · answer #11 · answered by The Show Must Go On 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋