Would you be able to resist the urge to give her bowling balls for breast implants?
2006-09-09 10:27:39 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Actually, I think adding a nice pair of testicles would be pleasant.
2006-09-09 13:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by zombie_togo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where the heck would i get bowling balls during surgery!? I wouldn't do that but i ould charge her about 10 times then i normaloly would and tell her that is a very good price. I would put in the hardest implants available too. I love your avatar. Plus her anastesia wouldn't be as strong so she would feel some pain but enough not to talk. But only if she knew about me. If not then i can't blame her. Blame the guy.
2006-09-09 10:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember I am a Professional. I would treat her , like all my other patients. I wouldn't care if it was my ex's. She would have the finest plastic surgery, I could do. I would make her really nice and then my ex. would only say good things about my expertise. I would also like to tell her, that I am happy to be rid of my ex. But un-fortunately I can't . I am a Professional.
2006-09-09 10:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably make a mistake here or there...
Either that or fake sick that way I had no urge to destory her, plus I wouldn't want to get sued for mal pratice... but giving her a scar in a very visible place would be hard to pass up..
I wouldn't give her bowling balls.... I'd make her flatter, why give her something to induce guys to stare?
2006-09-09 10:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh. Fun question!
Firstly, I would shrink her head like Flavor Flav. Then I would give her Donald Trump's comb-over, Lemmy's hairy mole, Timothy Spall's chin, Shane Mcgowan's teeth (cruel to mock the deceased, naughty me!), Nicholas Cage's dead-fish eyes, Tina Small's Whopper Knockers, and Marlon Brando's tummy.
2006-09-09 10:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You probably could not resist the thought but you should have turned down the job just in case you had a change of ethics.
2006-09-09 10:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather put in bags of marbles, or perhaps just loose marbles. And those miniscule electronic music-boxes that play "Jingle Bells" when you open your greetings cards. I put one of those on the cat's collar once and she went totally insane for three straight weeks.
Whoopee cushions and cacti might make nice implants, too.
2006-09-09 22:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm not a plastic surgeon, however i am willing to give it a go
2016-03-27 04:20:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I couldn't resist. By the way, your questions are really funny and entertaining! Keep them up!
2006-09-09 10:33:52 · answer #9 · answered by mearsob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where would you get the bowling balls while doing surgery? I would make one really big, and one really small.
2006-09-09 10:30:07 · answer #10 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋