With Anne Ramsey (rest her soul) cracking that whip?!
2006-09-09 10:20:21 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
....and she thrusts her leg straight down into small hole above a hollow sewer pipe up to her thigh and snaps her femur in two with a very audible CRAK!!.
2006-09-09 12:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris is so skinny she couldn't pull a little red wagon. I would like to see her beat down by Anne Ramsey though. lol!
2006-09-09 13:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by Vodka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a dream where the kermit the frog pulled a rickshaw and all the fraggles were cracking the whip then andy griffith cried and the world turned blue
2006-09-09 10:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You, Dearest, have such a deliciously warped mind. I'd not only love that, but I couldn't wait until Ms. Ramsey started bellowing, "Pawis! Pawis! Cwip my toenails!"
I'd really love seeing Paris having to pull Ms. Ramsey through fresh water-buffalo chips, and I'm sure that the Chinese fuzz would not only charge her with DUI, but they'd perform a cavity search. Of course, they'd need a Sherpa guide with a thousand yards of hemp rope to keep the poor fellow from getting lost, and I'm sure Ms. Hilton would enjoy herself immensely all the while.
What do you mean, start with your ankles? Do you think I'm going to miss out on those sweet little tootsies? That's one of my favourite parts until I get to the first major intersection. And when I stop in, it won't be to ask for for directions, although I'm more than willing to be disciplined and follow orders. But no rickshaws. Perhaps an electric-cooled pony harness with fuel injection, fuel injection, fuel injection.
Please, please, please Dearest Princess? Pretty please with boogers on it? I promise I'll be bad, oh, ever so bad! I'll be so naughty that you'll tingle like an electric eel being Tasered by an LA cop on St. Patty's Day during a lightning storm. And that's just the prelude to foreplay.
Big surprise here, but I once wrote an article that includes Ms. Ramsey. It is about my holiday in Hell. Here is a short exerpt:
Barbara Stanwyck, Pat Nixon, and Anne Ramsey were engaged in a game of nude touch football with Sam Kinneson, John Belushi, and Chris Farley. I could tell from the mangled remains that they were using JFK's brain as the football. Richard Nixon came from nowhere, intercepted Belushi's pass, and ran for a touchdown, gleefully slam-dunking the brain and doing his perverse version of the Funky Chicken. His right leg, deformed from advanced phlebitis, fell off and kicked the brain out of bounds.
“Stop all play while we decide the ruling on the field!,” boomed Vince Lombardi. Pat duct-taped Nixon's leg back on just in time for Bear Bryant and Lombardi to rule that the touchdown call still stood. Nixon jumped up and down in ecstasy and his leg fell off again. JFK grabbed it and teased Nixon mercilessly, running backwards, staying just out of reach and taunting him. In his unforgettable Boston accent, Jack said, “Well, you certainly won't have **** Nixon to KICK around anymore!,” as he laughed heartily. Everyone but Nixon broke into gales of wild mirth.
Jackie came forward and said, “Come on, Jack, give the baby back his leg.” Jack french-kissed Marilyn Monroe and said, “I will when the ******* apologizes for Dallas.” This faux pas put a damper on the party immediately. As it turned ugly, I left.
2006-09-09 13:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is Paris Hilton famous anyway? Because she made a porn video?
2006-09-09 10:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by Spicoli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love it. If her name wasn't Hilton she would be on the stroll some where.
2006-09-09 11:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She might have trouble getting the whip to strike her since she is thinner than it.....
2006-09-09 10:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe "The Phantom Rickshaw." (Not really.)
2006-09-09 10:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Harris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pulling a 'train' might be more in character.
2006-09-09 10:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Dutch58 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would love to see that. let's see her walk through mud and dirt in her short, short dress and stilletos. man i hate spoiled rotten people.
2006-09-09 10:29:23 · answer #10 · answered by Chris E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋