And d'you think the caller would actually pause, or just keep droning on B13...G47...I29...B - GACK! Who set these angry ferrets loose?!
2006-09-09 10:15:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Not only have I thought about it, I have went and done it... and I think the correct term you are looking for when it comes to a group of ferrets is, 'A-whole-freekin-lotta!'
Now let me tell you, these little guys were absolutely hilarious. A couple of them were crawling around Granny's underpants and made her cry out more than 'bingo' a couple of times! The rest of them swarmed the caller and he was dead within minutes. Relentless little buggers these, as they ripped through the hall and found the fruit punch that had previously been spiked by the halls local prankster...
From here the scene got messy as the entire hall was filled with drunken, mischievous ferrets set on bingo domination.... After a couple of hours most of the ferrets were passed out and the ones who were still conscience were either playing with granny's dentures on the floor or playing in the bingo balls that were still in the container.
Quite a funny night that I think about it. May that caller rest in peace...
poison munkeys
2006-09-09 13:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course the desire has burned my brain raw!!
But, alas... Surely the caller would continue, without even the slightest change in tone.
Livestock auctions are depressingly similar, in fact.
I happened to clandestinely set out a very large open jar of hornets on the closest bench and swiftly moved back toward the periphery.
Not so much as a sneeze from the oblivious, rambling auctioneer.
Even as the little beasties made their way into all of the orifices in his rapidly swelling head.
2006-09-09 20:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who told? Regis, was it you?
The old ladies were such rabid gamblers that they immediately started placing bets on which ferret would get to the relish tray first, and the caller instantly switched to his horse-race announcer's voice without missing a beat: "An' it's the red one by a nose, no, the fat brown and grey's closing fast, they're side-by-side, fat grey's gaining but up from the stretch comes blackie, it's blackie, blackie, blackie, and it's red by a snout whisker!"
So the next time I turned mad cows and bison loose.
2006-09-10 06:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could go either way dude....the caller might just ignore the issue and strictly be focused on the Bingo ball but then again the old farts might freak out and start racing for the doors on their walkers,canes,wheelchairs etc....hilarious...didnt Benny Hill do this once??
2006-09-09 17:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by fxbeto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The caller is not the one to worry about.
I would be more worried about all the old ladies being "upset" that someone ruined their big night out! Them purses can hurt when they are filled with bingo markers and good luck trinkets.
2006-09-09 17:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by Teacher Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO HOW UTTERLY INSANE! ...... ALTHOUGH I have had fantasies about letting large moldovan sheep herders free in a bingo hall!!!!!!! Now that would be awesome. HERD THOSE SHEEP, HERD THEM MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
2006-09-09 17:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by hrvatski 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that you mention it....more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
2006-09-09 17:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by FrogDog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never wanted to, but know that you mention it, it's a great idea!
2006-09-09 17:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by mearsob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be an Kodak moment..Lol
2006-09-09 17:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but it would be hilarious!
How do you come up with your super "off-the-wall" questions?
2006-09-09 17:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by Kidd! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋