Halloween is almost here so I decided to get you all ready!
Here goes the top 10 reasons why Halloween is better than sex:
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
And the # 1 reason...
IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
2006-09-09 10:01:47 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Women put their pumpkins in the front porch.
You get to spill the candies all over the floor.
Young girls said they will have their mother to check it out before they put it in their mouth.
2006-09-09 10:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just pictured #1 and thought 'eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww'.
2006-09-09 17:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buuuut , Halloween is only once a year !
2006-09-09 17:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you I needed a good laugh.
2006-09-09 17:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I'll have to "watch" this.
2006-09-09 17:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
also........if you don't like THAT "TRICK", you can settle for the TREAT!...pay the lady!!!
2006-09-09 17:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's good.
2006-09-09 17:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by wildstar_2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amen!!!!!
peanut m&m's all night!!!!
2006-09-09 17:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by phoenix3076 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool!!!
2006-09-09 17:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋