Ok this is what happened....I was bored, so I found an old mercury thermometer in a box upstairs and started messing with it. Then I decided to shove the thermometer inside my urethra just to see if I could and it worked....Then I sat my member on a table to keep it straight and not bend....All of a sudden the midget, Warwick Davis busts down the door and had a mallet and smashed my member, and breaking the thermometer. You could hear the glass break. Is mercury dangerous?
What should I do. it hurts real bad.
2006-09-09 09:14:05 · 12 answers · asked by bob l 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
You're a dumbass for attempting this at all. A midget smashing your penis? Riight.. and George Bush gave me a cookie with his name on it.
2006-09-09 10:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm you need to call 911 and get emergancy care right away because mercury can make you really sick and why would you stick the thermometer there? you are going to have to get the glass out of there how are you going to do that call for an ambulance now
2006-09-09 09:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by anie467 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
purchase a vagisil an infection kit, thats how i found out i had a yeast an infection. And if it shows up valuable for a yeast an infection, yet certainly one of thos monostat kits. i prefer to propose to enable your vagina air dry when you bathe, take a seat infront a fan and enable it air dry. The monostat kit helped me extra appropriate than what the dr did lol goodluck!!
2016-11-07 00:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop getting so personal I am going to have a talk with your parents( see a doctor
2006-09-09 09:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by elizabeth_davis28 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u better go to the doctor ithink u burnt your self inside thats probbly why it burns there i do beleave mergury is dangerous
2006-09-09 09:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by bubbalovesbears 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink more water to keep your urine diluted and keep yourself clean. Consult urologist before taking antifungal or antibacterial pills.
2006-09-09 09:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a doctor
2006-09-09 09:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude dont wory dont listen to these girls umm it happens to every boy.. its normal just dont piss and wait a while go in the shower and then piss it wont hurt if it does then i suggest you go to the docter before you expload
2006-09-09 09:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO TO A DOCTOR MERCURY IS POISON. DEADLY GO NOW IF POSSIBLE
2006-09-09 09:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by wits6thyear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the doctor!!
2006-09-09 09:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Shelby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋