and some more stuff with her when I dropped her off. The next day when I was cleaning my car I noticed a bag on the floor. I opened it and it was a HUGE dildo/vibrator. She had left it by accident. Now, she wouldn't want me to know the details of her sexual life as she is very private that way. I say to each her own but I think if I returned it she would be extremely embarrased. Should I return it or just throw it away, or do you have another suggestion? I would feel a little guilty throwing away her property, also it might be expensive. It's been in my car for two days now, and I laugh whenever I think of the penis under my front seat.
P.S. I'm giggling as I write this.
2006-09-09 08:36:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
lol laughing as reading.................ok only way out for you BOTH to save face is next time you chat, mention that when sorting out the car you found a bag.........describe bag and say I know it MUST be yours from that day of giving her a lift.........if she deny's the said bag toss it out and NEVER mention it to her again...........If she says oh erhmm dunno whats in it....you can say all shocked 'I dont know, i know its not mine so would not dream of looking inside...............but will if you want me to ? lol lol
regardless of outcome thanks for the laugh
2006-09-09 08:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by candy g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL what a funny situation...
But hey, what was she thinking? If I was invited to a sleepover to one of my friend's, I would *not* be bringing a dildo in my luggage...
Anyway I think if I were you I would be way too uncomfortable to give it back to her... But the thing is, when she notices her dildo is missing, will she know that you're the one who has it? And even if she does know, will she have the courage to come up to you and say "hey, I think I left my dildo in your car?!"... Let's face the facts, she probably won't.
What you could do is wait till she invites you over... Then just try to leave it somewhere in her bedroom/bathroom... maybe she'll just think she left it there herself.
And I wouldn't give her the missing bag saying "I didn't look inside", cause believe me, she will be wondering whether you know about her toy or not, and then things are gonna be awkward everytime you see each other afterwards....
Anyway good luck with that, and I know what you mean, throwing it away is a bit carefree, you know...
2006-09-09 08:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ AnGeL oF cLaRiTy ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your friends house and tell here that she left her bag in your car the other night. Or give her a rid and tell her she forgot it if she has an issue with it try and change the subject . Whatever you do let her bring the subject about the dildo to you if your friends you can get through it together.
2006-09-09 08:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave it there and the next time she is with you tell her you found a bag under the seat and ask her if it's hers' She might be slightly embarrassed, so long as she thinks you never opened it.
Hope she is happy to get her non cheating vibrating b/f back.
2006-09-09 08:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just leave the bag in your car and she will probably remember it. If not, next time you are together, just say "Who's bag is this?" That way she will think you just noticed.
Or, just do the straight forward thing and tell her she left one of her bags in the car. She will probably not even think about you opening it.
2006-09-09 08:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by wixom62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just tell your friend that you think she left her bag in your car and she might want to get it the next time she comes over...lol... talk about a friend coming over quick! Unless you giggle or give away that you looked inside she will never know.
2006-09-09 08:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by lisa n florida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just return it tell her you realized she left a bag in your car and give it back
do not tell her you looked inside act like you have no idea what is in it and if she asks tell her you did not and then do not bring it up ever again
2006-09-09 08:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by someone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would've dropped it off at her hosue and say"You for got something in my car, I didn't look inside so I don't know what's in there" Her mouth slowly opened with a smile and her tongue genlty rolled her lips.
"hmm, would you like to come inside?" She said with a smile
and you say hell no, I got my own vibrator.
The End.
Writen by Al Rozz
2006-09-09 08:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be honest about it. It might make her a little more comfortable about the whole thing if you ask her questions about. You may just say that you have been curious about such things, and want to know how well they work.
2006-09-09 08:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe leave it in your car and next time she is in there, say oh hey, there is a bag there, i think it might be your from the other night.
2006-09-09 08:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that I would ask her if she forgot anything in your car. You don't have to mention what is in the bag. Just let her know that it is still in your car. I don't think that she will be embarrassed.
2006-09-09 08:40:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋