2006-09-09 07:49:44 · 20 answers · asked by All the answers 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I guess with his wealth there is no question of changing - it kind of follows that his wives could be asked, "What attracted you to the multi-millionaire Lloyd Webber?"
As a footnote, I have to say I always imagined that he would be incredibly poncey and arrogant. On the Maria show he comes across as very kind, funny and able to give really good contructive criticism. He has surprised me. He does seem to be a nice chap.
2006-09-09 08:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very,very, very large sledgehammer! Follow up with a good dousing of petrol and add a lit match. Mr Lloyd Webber will do a very good dog impression at this point (WOOF!!!). Be sure to have a camera ready!
Et Voila! Oh...he doesn't look any different...hmmm......
2006-09-09 14:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think anything can solve a face like that. God its weird, it looks like its made out of plastercine that's been pulled to tight. But i do believe a brown paper bag is the way to go. Think about the children he traumatises, ahhh bless em.
2006-09-09 15:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by LOULOU37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bank Account and Talent up stage the rest
2006-09-09 14:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should he care if he's ugly with all the millions he's got! Hasn't been short of girlfriends and wives so they must love his face or his bank balance !
2006-09-09 15:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by Saskia M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares what he looks like? He's a magnificent musician and composer. I'd prefer talent over good looks any day. Looks fade; talent does not.
2006-09-09 15:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A paper bag or the application of a baseball bat...
2006-09-09 14:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
send Evita round to smack him with a wet kipper. I have just changed my mind he is a great composer/muscian why should he care what he looks like.
2006-09-09 14:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by jules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hammers. Lots of hammer blows. It can't do any harm, can it?
Although I'm a strong believer in the old addage "You can't polish a turd."
2006-09-09 14:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder it looks like that after Siobhan's terrible performance of ''All That Jazz''. It made me cringe.
2006-09-09 15:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋