A couple of mine are
swimming underwater and pulling down my brothers trunks, onlu it wasn't my brother.
Thinking I was flagging down the 89 bus when I wasn't wearing my glasses and it turning out to be an ice cream van, he stopped to laugh at me as well.
Getting into a car agin without my galsses, thinking it was my friend, and I didn't know any of them, they had stopped for soneone else.
2006-09-09 07:41:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've just thought of another one
singing on stage at the Philharmonic with the School Choir and a piece of scenery fell on me, I stood there singing my little heart out supporting this bloody great wood thing so it didn't crush me.
2006-09-09 07:51:10 · update #1
Aawwwh yours made me laugh so much lol. Um, I must have done lots but I can't really remember....
Actually, once when I was about 7 years old or so, I misheard someone and told my parents I wanted a Karma Sutra set for Christmas. I thought it was a curry cooker (I know). But I didn't understand my mistake until much later.
Ha! After reading the previous answer I just remembered another one!!
I must have been only about 3 or 4 and I used to get child-minded by my neighbour. One of the other kids was a boy called Mickey. One time I accidentally walked in on him in the toilet and saw his privates. Of course, I didn't understand and proceeded to pester him for the rest of the day with ''What was that wee wriggly thing?''.
Oh you've got me on a roll now. Another one at the childminders... My childminder's son used to spray his mint breath freshener into my mouth and I loved the taste. It was in a metallic green tube with a silver lid. Once when he was out I sneaked into his room and opened his bedside drawer and saw the tube there. I sprayed it into my mouth, only to find it was shaving foam (!) and the nozzle got stuck down so it kept foaming into my mouth. Obviously it was part of a set with identical tubes. I jammed the lid back on and shoved it back into the drawer, with it still foaming out. Later we heard an explosion.
2006-09-09 22:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I will always rememebr is when we took a visit to the zoo in llandudno. I love and loved penguins, so we went to see the penguins first. The penguins were in a big round tank/island enclosure, with benches round. As I stood on the bench, a penguin came up from under the water. I stroked it twice on the head and it bit me! I tried to get it off but it came up with my hand and only got off when I began to cry. In front of about 100 people. I cringe to this day.
I also did something similar to your galsses incident. When I was about 6, I had to have my glasses changed, and so had to go to school without them. Then at the end of the day Imistook a teacher for my mum...
I'm trying to forget them now...
2006-09-09 08:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right. I was five years old and there were no girls in my family.
I was in hospital, in a huge ward full of little kiddies all about four to eight years old. It's bath night. They fill a big tub with water and all the boys line up and take a dip. I'm last in the queue. The water's grey with scum floating all over it but the nurse is bigger than me, so I get in.
While I'm having my assisted wash, the girls file in. I look up, and there's maybe twenty little girls all staring at me, and all stark naked.
For the first time in my life, I realise exactly what it is that makes girls different to boys. The girl at the front is older than most. She sees me staring at her with my eyes on stalks and she likes it. So there she is, hands on hips, starkers, three feet away, staring at me with big bright eyes, and gyrating like a stripper.
The nurse tells her to behave and smacks her bum, so I know it's naughty. And because it's naughty, I know I like it.
Then the nurse tells me I'm done and I've to get out. That's the embarrassing bit.
And then I have to push my way through a huddle of naked, giggling girls.
As I said, I was only five, but it set me thinking. Other men have fantasies, I only have unfulfilled expectations.
2006-09-09 15:56:49 · answer #3 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of these are great :D
But here's mine...
I was pulling a mooney at some girls when i was younger (about 10) and then i realised that my i had pulled my shorts down too far and showed them the whole "package".
I was getting off with my old girlfriend and little did we know that after we opened our eyes everyone had been watching :p
The only ones i can think of at the moment!!
2006-09-09 08:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was 3 and peed in my panties. I had on a shirt little dress. They use to be in style back in the 70's. Mom was changing my sister and told me to put on clean underwear. I was playing and didn't. SO it was time to got get dad from work. Mom and my baby sister was in the front of the car and I was in the back. I was talking to my mom and lend over the seat was was talking as we rode down the road. I was flashing everyone. lol
Mom said a few people rode by her giving her odd looks. Finally she felt and I hadn't put on my underwear. She yelled at me. That was really funny since I was two little to get embarrass but that was the start of many things I have done.
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2006-09-09 08:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing. You're killing me you crazy pup!
I was once in a school play where I was sat at the front of the stage. I felt a fart brewing but thought I could keep it clenched in, but then it was my cue to stand up and talk and it came ripping out as I stood up.
Another time I came home with my shorts on back to front after showing someone my willy. I can't believe I'm admitting this sh1t. I've had a couple of beer y'know.
2006-09-09 07:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i replaced into on the mall, and my son being the candy little rascal he's replaced into working around and attempting very stressful to touch the manikins.. I of direction, by no skill comprehend what i'm procuring till i'm getting abode.. So, I went into exhibit there replaced right into a great manikin guy, and my son knocked him down and the top basically rolled all the way down to the top of the keep.. That replaced into terrible.
2016-11-06 23:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was about 11, I went to the toilet taking my trusty copy of the Beano with me...but the seat was cold. so I positioned my Beano on the floor and sat on my hands...can you see where this is going to go? I leant forward to read in more detail and of course I fell off. I carpet burned all my nose (which luckily is squishy and didn't break!) and had to go to school with scabs all down it for several weeks. I decided that telling the truth and laughing about it was the way to go but being called 'bog-diver' for a year has stayed with me long enough to remind me that cold seats may be bad but carpet burns are worse!!!!
2006-09-09 08:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are two of mine:
When I was in kidnergarten, I had a crush on this boy, so I teased him and chased him around the playground. So when the classes lined up to go back inside, my teacher made me apologize to him in front of everyone.
The other one is, when I was in the fourth grade or so, I happened to have a dress on because it was picture day(I don't do dresses), and I was running to catch up with one of my friends before she got on her bus, and I fell and scraped both my knees on the sidewalk so badly that I still have the scars(I'm 26 now)...again in front of everyone.
2006-09-09 08:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I was in junior high the local zoo came to my school for a visit. They had brought this talking bird with them. So anyhow they had asked for volunteers to have this bird whistle at you and tell you that you were pretty. Like an idiot I volunteered and as I got up in front of the whole school this bird whistled and told me I was pretty. Most of the school began to chant F@ggot. I never wanted to die so much in all my life.
2006-09-09 07:50:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋