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As Blackadder might say

2006-09-09 07:06:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

I certainly do - its involves a rat and a van........

2006-09-09 07:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

yes, all i need is the support of around 4000 strong men, a relatively large group of young women and a few stout horses.

the plan starts with the men hiding in a town garden, (similar to the one on eastenders) while the women disperse around the city asking passing shoppers if they have the time. obviously the women will have to hide their own time-pieces for this to be wholly effective. said shoppers proffering the time (either correct or otherwise) will be totally unaware that the real reason for the question is to strike up a conversation which will eventually lead to them following the women toward the waiting horde.

with the unknowing shopper in tow the women will wander through the park pointing out various flora/fauna this will help distract attention from the 4000 or so men who appear to be just enjoying the afternoon sun. (note, the women can draw attention to the horses as they are a common feature in most east-end gardens).

when the shopper has been lured to the centre of the garden the men can guide the horses into a circle, this will leave the shopper with no route for escape. at this point the woman can reveal her own time-piece and show the shopper that he has been the victim of a cruel prank and that next time someone asks him the time he should be more wary.

i know it's a crazy dream but if we all pull together i believe the world could be a safer place.

2006-09-09 07:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by wildmanski 2 · 0 0

Yes.

And it's more cunning than a fox who's just been appointed Dean of Cunning at Oxford University.

2006-09-09 07:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by forwardslashmaster 2 · 1 0

I need two new pillows from Macy's. I don't care what brand, but they have to be nice. Just regular bed pillows, not those king sized ones. With these in hand I will finally get some sleep.

2006-09-09 07:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes it involves a dead slug a match box and a fake moustache you will receive further information on a need to know basis

2006-09-12 13:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by keny 6 · 0 0

Once, but I shelved it in exchange for a peaceful life. Too much trouble if you ask me.

2006-09-09 07:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let's go to the Winchester!

2006-09-09 08:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by serenityredflowers 5 · 0 0

Yes and it's absolutely brilliant. It will make you very, very rich. But, I can only tell you about it if you give me best answer.

2006-09-09 07:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Working on one!
Loved that show!

2006-09-09 10:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes but where will we get hula skirts at 3am as pinky wud say

2006-09-09 14:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes but I am not telling you

2006-09-09 07:09:43 · answer #11 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0 0

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