More nonsense from the newspaper:
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (Are they referring to the animal or....)
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again! (Think about this one for a minute!)
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! (At least they are honest!)
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (Get this one if you hate your kids.)
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. (I could use an extra pair of ears. I sometimes don't listen very well.)
2006-09-09
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