2006-09-09 06:44:34 · 15 answers · asked by and,or,nand,nor 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I painted "WHORE FOR HIRE" and her phn. number below it on my ex-girlfriend's (2 years)immaculately manicured front lawn with a strong weed poison/herbicide after i found her in bed with her older brother's two mates.
Childish maybe, but, at the time, i felt a 'creative/artistic' outlet for my substantial rage was a better option than the 'rip & tear/voilence' outlet.
A good decision and a good result as it turned out.
2006-09-09 07:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not much of a prankster, but this past April fools day, a lady I know said her daughter, who is a young school teacher, called her early that morning and said she needed her mother to come down town and bail her out of jail. Her mother, naturally, asked what she was charged with, and the girl told her prostitution. She said she'd been working the streets since college for spending money. The lady was a wreck before the daughter finally said April fools.
2006-09-09 13:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband thought it would be funny (?) to give me a wedgie one night while we were in bed. (needless to say, no nookie that night), and i was furious, and vowed revenge. So he took me quite seriously, and as a result didn't wear undies to bed for 3 years. Being smart, i never mentioned it again. Finally my night came and so help me God i think he is still picking his Jockey's out of his woohoo. Revenge Is Sweet!
2006-09-09 13:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night my step brother really ticked me off. So I waited till he went to bed and I found two flash lights. Took one in each hand .. Then i shined one in one eye and the other in the other eye and put them real close and then yelled TRUCK!!!!! he jumped out of bed hit the floor and broke his nose... He should have never ticked me off.
2006-09-09 13:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by HarleyMama43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have so many once when i was like 12 my brother 17 had a party and he wouldn't let me come because they would be drinking so he locked me in my room i climbed out the window and went to a friend were we took her sisters tampons and dipped them in lotion and red ink then tied them to every door in the house no one would touch the door knobs so my brother got busted by my mom
2006-09-09 13:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by the ole ball and chain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i worked 12 hr shifts at this place and would bring 2 20oz mt.dews to work i would take one with me and leave one in the break room frig to drink on break.some one kept stealing the one in the frig so one night i drank half of the dew and filled the rest with my pee and glued the little ring back too the cap so it would appear unopened i went back at break and it was gone lol some one drank my piss but the stealing stopped so i guess it worked
2006-09-09 13:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by meandmyskate 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well one time me my sister and my friend were bored so we decided to put tampons and maxi pads on this dudes truck but the thing is that he is gay so we went out side and it was about 1200 am and we were sitting there putting them on his car and i stuck tampons on his wheels and i put a maxi pad on his license plate which was funny and the next day the tampons looked like bigg balloons lolit was so funy he even went to school with them on his car for about 2weeks
2006-09-09 13:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ally. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had heard that a friend's boyfriend cheated on her. A bunch of us strung whip cream filled condoms across his yard at night.
2006-09-09 13:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by cdlmeup4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put white pepper in my fiend's underwear and watched the result.
2006-09-09 13:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by surfinthedesert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend sleeps with his mouth open, so I placed a hotdog in his mouth, when he woke up, he freaked out(it was in the bun).
2006-09-09 13:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by Kyle A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋