2006-09-09 06:14:35 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I don't see why not. I wish I'd have thought of that before I'd thought of the ceramic kiln. I go through more pets that way, just jumping on my first impulse.
The last time, I decided it would be best to declaw my wombat with a chainsaw and a surface grinder.
Before that, I thought I could save money fixing the cat myself with a 480-volt welding rod.
And I don't even want to talk about the constipated koala bear. I'll never feel the same way about the Fourth of July again.
2006-09-09 22:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as dearest FiFi is firmly attached to a pine board with Crazy Glue and a tenpenny nail, you should be just fine. (See Skateboarding: Mongoose Training.)
Otherwise, the last anyone may see of poor Fif is a white blur over Kokomo, Indiana, headed towards Hackensack at a fair number of knots.
2006-09-09 13:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trap Fifi under a crate and let er rip.
2006-09-09 13:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Sleep deprived 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She may get away; the clothes dryer is better. You should set it to "Permanent Press" or it could get too hot.
You also don't have to listen to her barking.
If that doesn't seem right, tie her to the roof of your car and go for a spin. She won't have to stick her head out of the window!
2006-09-09 13:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by n0witrytobeamused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you can, just get a big role of duct tape and tape her down securely first. I learned that one the hard way.
BTW, anyone know how to get old pet stains out of .. ah..ceiling tile???
2006-09-09 16:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Huh? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing says warmth like an open flame
2006-09-09 14:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well how big is Fifi?
2006-09-09 13:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Microwave oven is quicker
2006-09-09 13:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by gizzardout 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you don't mind retrieving a dead cat from the neighbor's yard.
2006-09-09 13:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na, just pop'm into the microwave.
2006-09-09 14:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋