Let's face it, serial killers get loads of action.
Should I burn down an orphanage?
2006-09-09 06:11:20 · 26 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
You've just got back from holiday. You don't need to do a stretch. You can tell people that you've been unavoidably helping the Fraud Squad with their enquiries, but you did a deal and some others are taking the wrap. Next thing is, when the heat's off, you need to go to Rio. Next year maybe. You can fill in the rest of the chat line.
On the other hand, if you really want to be a local hero, you'd get a lot of publicity and admiration by refusing to pay your council tax on account of the raw deal they give to OAPs in your area.
Later:
You don't need my advice, SR. You've got detailed instructions here on how to pull Ohio Kate, Oklatom, Trish, Lindalu, Ketty, Warden14, Gypsie, Flowwjoe, Lee, Terri, Curls and Marquita. You're a clever lad. Presumably, you'll be posting this question regularly.
What exactly was it you went down for, by the way? It can't be the orphanage because the file's still open on that one.
2006-09-09 08:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You want to stay away from sex crimes* & ANYTHING involving harming children. Makes you look like a pervert (in a bad way, mind you) & no one will go anywhere near you.
You want to go either with something that makes you look romantic or exceptionally manly. Gypsie said jewel thief. That's good. Or some kind of international spy (working for the 'good guys' whomever they might be). Spies are sexy. Demolitions experts, high end car thieves, and maybe even embezzeling from some evil company, like Halliburton. All good choices.
*Professional athletes are the exception to this rule. If you happen to be some sort of athlete, you can get away with absolutely anything, and women will STILL throw themselves at you. Go figure.
2006-09-09 07:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is, do you want them throwing themselves at you in rage or admiration? If the former, almost anything turns most fit females off. If the latter, find something you can do to protect/support an underdog, eg. protest and cause an obstruction at the treatment of a protected species! But there again, if you're really that sad you'l be hard pushed to find anyone to really fancyYOU!!
2006-09-09 06:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Purple 8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-02-07 12:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn an orphanage? Hell no - you want something people can sympathise with - like pelting a politician with eggs, or standing in front of a bulldozer to stop 'em tearing down a tree, or riping up parking tickets and encouraging others to do the same in a display of mass insurrection! There, that should do it...
2006-09-09 06:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by warden14 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You'd do better in the States. They seem to be able to do anything. But you might want to bulk up a bit and ditch the cola bottle specs.
Over here you're just likely to get middle aged wierdos like me.
2006-09-09 06:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by sarah c 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doing a terrible impersonation of an old lounge singer would do the trick. I believe Elvis or Tom Jones.
2006-09-09 06:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Tom-SJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the kind of women you are looking for, if you are looking for ones with their own mental issues then a crime would probably work. If you are looking for someone who has a few less issues then fighting for a cause would work much better.
2006-09-09 11:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by curls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trouble is, the men in prison might throw themselves at you, too. Better stay out of prison. Maybe become a rock musician or something. (or a politician!)
2006-09-10 03:41:06 · answer #9 · answered by kimba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're in prison I believe the only people throwing themselves at you would be Steve and er Bruce and Dave.
2006-09-09 06:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by EW 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋