2006-09-09 06:09:05 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If we replace country with my neighborhood and naked mole rats with my naked uncle phil, then we host one pretty much every other weekend when he's takes his paychecks to the local bar.
2006-09-09 08:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by zombie_togo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because this is a clear-cut violation of Section 6, Paragraph Three, Subsection 23, Lines 9 and 10 of "The International Geneva Naked Mole Rat Running Accord."
"It is expressly prohibited to run naked mole rats in any country which produces, imports, or otherwise gets its grubby little mitts on cheese, bacon, formaldehyde, used 50 gallon banana oil containers, Volkswagen microbuses, stale bread crumbs, cross stately lions intended for amoral porpoises, fenders from a 1967 Mustang convertible, Cheez-Whiz, Tupperware Mussels Minders (blue or green only), McDonald's Chicken Nuggets, nuclear reactors, nuclear actors who stood a little too close to the nuclear reactors, belly button lint, vermin traps, politicians in vermin traps, sliced Jello, Shakepearian folios, oil-based paints or brown gravies, State of the Union speechs, or any other substance known to cause nose tumors and excessive salivating in naked mole rats."
2006-09-09 13:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You set it up, and we'll all come watch OK?
2006-09-09 14:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BECAUSE THEYD SCRAPE THEIR LITTLE RAT BALLS.
2006-09-09 15:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by TJDAVILLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋