It would be the end of humanity, wouldn't it?
2006-09-09 06:03:31 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well, she'd undoubtedly gyrate and start singing gleefully during the anal probe. That would be their cue to look elsewhere for intelligent life in our galaxy, so we'd likely be left alone for at least fourteeen more millenia.
Or, in a worse-case scenario, you could be absolutely correct and they'd decide to euthenize us all in a humane fashion. Which has its better points as well.
2006-09-09 22:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so... I think it would be the best thing to happen to us really, just think about it.
We get these little purple (with blue polka dotted) sub - atomic - hyper - intelligent - mutant - space - alien - mooses coming from a galaxy far-far away and the first person they meet is Britney. She is just chilling out singing 'Oops I did it again...' and the Aliens overhear her...
They get to thinking, 'Oh *****, what did she just do again??' Naturally, as sub - atomic -hyper - intelligent - mutant - space - alien -mooses the first thing they think of is her setting the Earth's natural defence system to gooify. So these guys get in a panic and start floating around shiteing out of which ever orifice they ***** out of. they get back in the ship and call off the sub - atomic - hyper - intelligent - mutant - space - alien - moose invasion because they have just received info that their race will get gooified if they float on our soil...
All this because of blond bimbo whose hit song was happening to hummed at the precise time. Come on people, Britney just saved all our asses and you know it!! Where is the love??
poison munkeys
2006-09-09 19:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by no munkey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the extra-terrestrials are really that smart they would get their little green rear-ends back on their space ship and go back to where they came from and be very very thankful they dont have that type of species living on their planet.
2006-09-09 13:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by iceprincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully they would ignore her and keep looking for better examples of human life!
2006-09-09 13:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by juicylucy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. They would enslave us in a giant global Guantanamo and feed us nothing but twinkies and pepsi until we croaked.
2006-09-09 13:13:02 · answer #5 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ET's should come to me first. I'll introduce them to a REAL sexy blonde!
2006-09-09 13:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She might enjoy the anal probes and help the non-Terrans to get a gig working in a fetish club.
2006-09-09 13:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They'd see we have a sense of humour
2006-09-09 13:07:46 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would think they had found one of their own.
Come on people, she CAN'T be human.....
2006-09-09 13:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by Beanie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would determine that there was no intelligent life on earth and blow us to smithereens!
2006-09-09 14:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋