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2006-09-09 05:22:57 · 15 answers · asked by Bruce B 4 in Entertainment & Music Movies

15 answers

Too many to list, but....

Sarge on obstacle to Private Pile: "Prv. Pile, whatever you do, don't fall down.... That would break my f*cking heart."

I say it all the time to my co-workers.

2006-09-09 07:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [Grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only p***y you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

2006-09-09 12:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 1 0

When the matthew Modine character was doing a John Wayne imitation, said something about eating the corn of of his ...ht

2006-09-09 12:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by Andre T 1 · 0 0

Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

2006-09-09 14:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Deigns 2 · 2 0

I will motivate u pile, even if it short d1cks every cannibal in the congo!

2006-09-09 18:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"The best part of you rolled down the crack of your mother's azz and ended up as a stain on the mattress!"

2006-09-09 12:44:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

when he called him a scum sucking walrus looking piece of s***get down off of my obstacle

2006-09-09 12:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

me sucky sucky long time.
you numba won GI

2006-09-09 12:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by badotisthecat 5 · 0 0

"Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look much like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down!!!"

2006-09-09 12:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by cali_gal716 4 · 0 0

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people from an ancient culture, and kill them."

2006-09-09 12:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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