Too many to list, but....
Sarge on obstacle to Private Pile: "Prv. Pile, whatever you do, don't fall down.... That would break my f*cking heart."
I say it all the time to my co-workers.
2006-09-09 07:29:30
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [Grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only p***y you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.
2006-09-09 12:47:32
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answer #2
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answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7
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When the matthew Modine character was doing a John Wayne imitation, said something about eating the corn of of his ...ht
2006-09-09 12:25:29
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answer #3
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answered by Andre T 1
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Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
2006-09-09 14:41:55
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answer #4
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answered by Lady Deigns 2
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I will motivate u pile, even if it short d1cks every cannibal in the congo!
2006-09-09 18:11:38
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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"The best part of you rolled down the crack of your mother's azz and ended up as a stain on the mattress!"
2006-09-09 12:44:11
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answer #6
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answered by ? 5
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when he called him a scum sucking walrus looking piece of s***get down off of my obstacle
2006-09-09 12:25:51
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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me sucky sucky long time.
you numba won GI
2006-09-09 12:25:01
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answer #8
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answered by badotisthecat 5
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"Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look much like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down!!!"
2006-09-09 12:43:29
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answer #9
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answered by cali_gal716 4
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"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people from an ancient culture, and kill them."
2006-09-09 12:33:03
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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