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wi(a)nk very fast until the tears come..........the hard look will just wilt away.

2006-09-09 05:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Peter C 3 · 1 0

take ur eye off the ball lol, that or get a picture of pat butcher naked u wont be staring for too long at that lol

2006-09-09 12:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0 0

If it lasts more than 4 hours-call an optometrist

2006-09-09 12:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by bllorr 2 · 0 0

Offer them a stiff drink by way of an apology!

2006-09-09 12:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mark, 5000 comedians out of work and your trying to be funny, Dude you can do better!

2006-09-09 12:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by Michael 5 · 0 0

Better than a stiff upper lip I suppose?

2006-09-09 12:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by budding author 7 · 0 0

don't worry. in a few minutes, your eye will go back to being all limp and wrinkled and tiny and soft.

2006-09-09 12:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

Not very funny.. just a slight smirk from that one.

2006-09-09 12:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by predator 2 · 0 0

Rinse your eye with saltpeter.

2006-09-09 12:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 1 0

Get a new joke, that one was lame.

2006-09-09 13:28:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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