I know a lot of jokes but how do i tell them good and how do i bring them up?

Question

because just telling jokes and oneliners is kinda corny

Answer 1

Two babies were sat in their prams, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling. "I'll climb into your pram and find out."

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's pram, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," said the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got pink booties and I've got blue ones."

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(And just what were you thinking???????)

Answer 2

The thing about jokes is you got to make them your own. Change something in the way you tell the joke but not drastic. Tell jokes enthuised.

Answer 3

when your in a group after someone tells a story or says something, you say "you know that reminds me of ....." then tell your joke. even if it doesnt remind you of anything its still funny

Answer 4

It just takes practice, telling, telling and re telling. Then you will get better each time.