that you've scared someone with the noise and they've jumped in fright to your fart?
2006-09-09 05:06:15 · 22 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I'll own up.....I farted so loud one morning in bed that my husband woke up in such fright that his leg shot down the bed and he hit his little toe hard on the corner of the blanket box I had at the foot of the bed.....he bled like a stuck pig, I couldnt stop laughing coz when I farted, I was 3/4 awake, I knew what was coming.....he didn't.
2006-09-09 05:25:39 · update #1
yes and my farted smelled so bad it made my dog barf
2006-09-09 05:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I farted so loud, it woke up my boyfriend. He was half asleep, so he thought it was the radiator! I let him think that because this was the first time I farted in front of him and I didn't want him to know I was capable of such an explosion.
One time my husband tried to blame his sonic fart on the cat, and I said, "If the cat farted like that, it would have ripped his *** to shreds!"
2006-09-09 12:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would NEVER, EVER, EVER fart like that in my pants, but when you get to the toilet after saving it up all day, it has no choice but to be that loud! But I'd rather explode from holding it all the time than to let it out for others to smell it!!! That's just plain sick and wrong!
2006-09-09 22:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really but my husband farted once and I thought he said something...so he farted and I said "what hon?"
Very Funny
2006-09-09 12:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not the loudness that counts, it is the smell that matters most. I can clear a room.
2006-09-09 12:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Evil Homer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once. Twice.
2006-09-09 12:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sk8erboi83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep. especially if ur hold ur fart 4 quite sometime.
2006-09-09 12:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by 7eleven guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I got some stares before.
2006-09-09 12:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but my friend she does it during reading class
2006-09-09 12:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by Claudia C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nah
2006-09-11 17:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋