My dog keeps telling me that certain people have offended God and that I am His instrument to punish them.?

Question

Do I need to get a new dog?

Answer 1

Yes get a new dog

Answer 2

Don't blame the psychotic episode on the dog.

You do not need a new dog.

The dog needs a new owner.

Find the dog a responsible home. Call your psychiatrist and go see him/her. Take your meds. If unwilling to do this, have yourself committed voluntarily or involuntarily to the local psych hospital to avoid causing harm to others and criminal penalties for yourself.

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Answer 3

Listen Dude, Your dog is probably lying. He just want you to do criminal offenses in order to get jailed so that he'll have the house for himself. Try to take your dog to a psychiatrist and attend the therapy with him to know how to deal with him in future. God don't use messenger "Dogs" dude. Your dog is a liar.

Answer 4

before i answer ur question, i want to meet ur dog coz he is the first dog, in reality, which can talk. but if the dog really does not talk, well in that case, please dont be offended, u have the ability to understand what a dog wants to convey.

Answer 5

Get a new dog, and talk to your doctor. You need help.

Answer 6

Get your dog some toys, he definately needs something else to thing about.

Answer 7

What kind of dog do you have? Is he a jewish dog?? I say get a cat and see what the the cat has to say.

Answer 8

my chicken told me your dog is a gay retard. Maybe if you found a man instead of sucking on Rovers red crayon you could come down off the roof with your deer rifle.

Answer 9

i think of u would desire to seek for a psychiatrist in the adventure that your canines is telling you something era. fairly thinking that way. sounds choose to procure psychological subjects. Get some help whoever you r. till now you injury every person around u.

Answer 10

Nah just tell your dog he takes the orders from you, then play fetch and run him ragged!