They're called "Slowbeez." D'you think they'll do well in the stores?
My inspiration:
http://www.robeez.com/
2006-09-09 04:31:14 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It's a sure thing! I've become quite wealthy from my line of men's briefs. They not only cause jock itch and impotence...but in many cases have been known to actually cause permanent penile shrinkage. Maybe we could corroborate on a whole new line of "FU" wear.
2006-09-09 05:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My god, I could barely make it past the front page on that e-link. Why is that horrendous little pirate boy disemboweling that sweet little princess? They certainly are training the Right at an early age these days. Back in my era, our neocons didn't start doing that until at least early on in high school.
I'd like to pre-order a pair of the "Slowbeez" for dear old mum. She's taken away my liquor again on her last visit, or perhaps she swilled it all again when she sent me out to Burger King. She does that often, you know. I don't care about the Jack Daniels, the Jim Beam, the Bananarama, the sloe gin, the Kahlua, the Absolut, the Jagermeister, the Ouzo, the Goldschlager, the Rumplemintz, or even the Bacardi's Silver, but she drank my last Budweiser and I didn't have one left for my lunch-break, and me having to drive the bloody fork-lift sober in a glass plant around thousands of people... it's a miracle I didn't hurt anybody.
Mum wears a 14EEEE, so could I get her a pair of 8Cs? Bloody sot. I'll teach her.
2006-09-09 06:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think if you can get your shoe to cause the hammer toe then you'll corner the market and it will sell like pancakes. I hope you are making a model for men too!
2006-09-09 04:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Big Brother 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO you can buy regular shoes that can cause conditions like that. The buyers will tell you to go back to the drawing board.
2006-09-09 04:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To quote Hobbes the Tiger, "Don't give up the bicycle shop just yet, Orville."
2006-09-09 04:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should make millions. After all, if women are willing to wear huge platforms and spikes, anything goes, right?
2006-09-09 04:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a multitasker You are. Women and painful shoes? How can You miss, Your a genius!!!!
2006-09-09 04:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are that dumb to throw away money, I can get you a great deal on some propertyy on Mars.
Dirt cheap.
2006-09-09 04:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by dyke_in_heat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so you reinvented the high heel ? big deal
2006-09-09 04:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by cozjeanda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't invest all your money into them - just in case.
2006-09-09 04:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋