2006-09-09 04:26:29 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Note: This is under Words and Wordplay for a reason. Think before you tear a strip off me please, thank you!
2006-09-09 04:27:20 · update #1
Cereal Killer?
I bet your the one that tore that damn box open from the bottom again, weren't you?
Bad girl! Shame on you!
2006-09-09 07:14:42 · answer #1 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't hide it, just come out with it publicly and check some little crackhead twit into rehab under your name in some lofty Club Med detox centre the way George Bush's evil little daughters do every fortnight or so. This will actually raise your family's popularity poll ratings as long as you're not middle-of-the-road, or, god forbid, slightly left of centre.
Besides, how can you possibly further tarnish the reputations of the Royal Family? The only way you could do that was to live a totally blameless and unblemished life, like Mary Poppins had somehow cross-pollinated with Mother Theresa. The Royals make the wankers on the Jerry Springer Show look like they're all potential Mensa candidates about to grab hold of Albert Schweitzer Awards.
Besides, I'm sure the cereal had it coming, especially those thieving, buggering little leprechauns. And that Sugar Bear, out spreading his facial herpes on all those unsuspecting children by way of the cereal bowl. And those three poofy Rice Krispies elves... god only knows what they spew into the batter of those puffed maggots they call cereal. I embrace you as a cereal killer. I envy you, and keep up the good fight.
But please spare poor old Captain Crunch. He only buggered the cabin-boy once, and that was on his eightieth birthday in a drunken stupor after his Beefeater's had been spiked. And I'm sure that Chris Elliot doofus had it coming. How could he not? Bloody pinhead.
2006-09-09 05:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well firstly I dont know what a royal scandal has to do with anything, unless its because the cereals you devour have all been given the Royal Seal of approval.
The only way to hide the evidence is wash the pots, and replace the box of cereals youve eaten.easy when you know how
2006-09-09 06:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you should be quite proud of the fact! I mean, look at those muesli, corn flakes, waffles (with nutella), and coco puffs strutting around like they own the morning time. I say good riddance and death to all cereal!
Take a step back, a deep breath and ask yourself what they have done for us recently. Sure they may be tasty and nutritious, but deep down inside you know that if you do not kill them first, they sure as heck are gonna get you.
It is a known fact that cereal and humans are mortal enemies in the underground. It is a government conspiracy that has gone back to the dawn of time. Sure they pretend like they know nothing and even manage to scapegoat everything on this meal called breakfast, but trust me... they know......
So I would not be too worried as the Royal Family is in on it also. I think that YOU are the one who should be scared. Take care of yourself out there and believe nothing.
As we speak I am rounding up my squadron and suppling them all with blenders, corn forks, and various sets of cutlery. We are taking this fight to the underground baby!!!!!
If all else fails on this fact, plead ignorance and blame all you know on Steve...
poison munkeys
2006-09-09 05:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By being kind to cereals when she's around.
2006-09-09 06:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by Earthling 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry King Vitaman.
2006-09-09 04:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't hide it.... Embrace it.
That's who you are, don't change for anyone!
If they don't accept you that only means they're narrow minded ...AND NEXT!!
2006-09-09 05:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Switch to Pop Tarts.
2006-09-09 04:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was WONDERING what happened to Cap'n Crunch!!
2006-09-09 06:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, your undead right? tearing a strip off you shouldn't bother you at all : )
2006-09-09 04:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋