i look and smell like one and i cannot see the problem with this... I need lots of milk too!
2006-09-09 03:44:35 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
i want her so badly as i am gay and into other women
2006-09-09 04:03:53 · update #1
Whatever floats your boat.
2006-09-09 03:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are better off marrying an donkey. Then you have alot in common with them.
Cross species shouldnt intermingle and really cant if you get my drift so the donkey side of the barn is probably where you need to stay. If you need milk ride your donkey to the local handy mart and pick up two or three gallons because then not only do you have the milk you so love but your donkey has been ridden as well.
I hope all of us have helped you out. And no I dont think you shocked any of us like you had hoped. We who answer questions on here are used to young children coming on here with nothing better to do than ask retard questions in hopes of shocking people. So no shock value sorry. Maybe next time. Try to work your brain a little harder next time.
and just to add there is a video of the guy who married the pony (jerry springer video) just in case you want to keep it in the barnyard.
2006-09-09 04:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l think if you found a cow that you truly love and she loves you, that there is no reason why the two of you should not get married. Be certain that she is of legal age as cows tend to lie about their age. They also have been know to lure men with the promise of giving them all the milk they want at anytime, however, I have heard that many cows stop giving milk after they get married. Also, the keep in the good graces of her family, be certain you get her parents permission to marry her.
2006-09-09 03:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well ask your self this..
What are it's working benefits?
I hear that Dairy cows get excellent dental for them and their spouses.
Beef Cows get a good medical plan.
2006-09-09 03:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cliff L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why marry a cow when you can get the milk free,lol
2006-09-09 03:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must live on a farm. There should be some horny farmboys around who'd like a ride...
Seriously, I suggest you lose some weight, shower more often, and cut down on the Heidi diet.
2006-09-09 03:49:27 · answer #6 · answered by Answers1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only do it, if the cow says 'yes' - when you propose at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
2006-09-09 03:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by D J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you should marry a cow.
2006-09-09 03:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, in the eyes of the law, marriage is between a man and a woman.
2006-09-09 03:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what makes you happy. If you want to spend the rest of your life with this women then you should.
2006-09-09 04:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MARRY A BULL FOR GET THE MILK
2006-09-09 06:25:28 · answer #11 · answered by freeman3905@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋