the person who has the funniest thing, of ANY sort, wins.
2006-09-09 03:36:17 · 15 answers · asked by Spearfish 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
WANTED....
A tall well built woman with good
reputation,who can cook frogs-
legs,who apreciates a good fuc-
schia garden,classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
please read only lines 1-3-5
2006-09-09 03:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Take off all your clothes, take food coloring and make designs all over your body, shave off all your hair and put gummy bears on your head, stick the stem of a rose up your backside so the flower stay in place, stick your thumbs under your arm pits and wave your arms up and down like a chicken, cluck like a chicken and then either go to a local cemetery while a funeral in going on, or do it in front of the office of a psychiatrist. When the police come, start meowing like a cat and start running.
2006-09-09 10:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK THIS ONE IS FROM A FRIEND OF MINE.... HIS FRIEND BOUGHT A MOTORCYCLE NOT A NEW BOUGHT IT USED BUT THE GAS CAP IS MISSIN. NEEDLESS TO SAY HE HAS NOT GOTTEN ONE, SO ON RAINY DAYS HE PUTS VASSELINE AROUND THE RIM OF THE GAS TO PREVENT ANY WATER FROM ENTERING. WELL THIS WAS ABOUT THE SAME WEEK HE WAS TO MEET HIS GIRLFRIENDS PARENT SO HE WAS EXICTED TO SHOW OFF HIS BIKE. WHEN HE GREETED HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT SIDE SHE SPOKE TO HIM IN A LOW VOICE, SHE EXPLAINED THAT HER PARENT WERE ARGUING ABOUT THE DISHES AND NEITHER OF THEM WANTED TO DO THEM,SO SHE TOLD HER BF THAT AT THE DINNER TABLE THE FIRST PERSON TO TALK WOULD HAVE TO CLEAN THE DISHES SO,IF HE WISHED TO RETURN ANOTHER DAY SHE WOULD UNDERSTAN.BUT HE OVIOUSLY HE DID NOT BELIVE HER SO HE WHEN AHEAD AND STAYED. WHEN HE WALKED IN HE COULD NOT BELIVE HIS EYES DISHER WERE PILED UP PRETTY HIGH AND IT LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD NOT BEED D0NE IT WEEKS!! WELL BEIGN THE PRANKSTER THAT HE IS HE TOOK IT APON HIMSELF TO PLAY A TRICK ON THE PARENT, HOPING HE COULD MAKE AT LEAST ONE TALK!!!! SO ONCE EVERYONE WAS AT THE DINNER TABLE, HE GRABED HIS GIRLFRIEND AND MADE PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER INFRONT OF HER PARENTS!!! BUT NOTHING THEY JUST SAT THERE WITH EYES WIDE OPEN BUT NOT A WORD. NOT WILLING TO GIVE UP, HE GRABED HIS GIRLFRIENDS MOM AND GAVE A REPEAT PERFORMANCE, BUT STILL NOTHING, THEN HE NOTICED IT BEGAN TO RAIN SO HE REMEMBERD HIS BIKE, AND GRABED THE VASELINE FROM HIS JACKET, ALL OF A SUDDEN HIS GIRL'S DAD SLAMED HIS HANDS AGAINST THE DINNER TABLE AND YELLED " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I GIVE UP I WILL CLEAN THE DISHES"!!!
2006-09-09 11:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by picies83 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Marge- Homer time to go to the church
Homer tries to persuade her not to go to the church
Marge- God only wants one hour out of an entire week.
Homer- Then he should have made the week an hour longer...........Lousy God
Its not sounding funny nemore
2006-09-09 10:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by paul van dyk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man walks in to a psychiatrist's office wrapped in Cling film.
He says, " Doctor I think there is something wrong with me." To which the doctor replies...
"Yes, I can clearly see your nuts..."
2006-09-09 10:44:03 · answer #5 · answered by his girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
michel jackson eminem and 50 cent were on a boat and with alot of kidnapt chilldren the police were behind eminem said what do we do with the kids 50 cent said f the kids jackson said no no we dont have time for that
2006-09-09 10:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by jon c 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
2006-09-09 10:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by Redeemed 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do you want to go tractor tipping,
or reek havoc in a gremlin race
or go to a department store and listen to music and see how many people we can get to dance to the music
2006-09-09 10:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Before it used to be "Oh, I left my home in Ireland,for the shores of Botany Bay, oh, turrelie, turelie attity."But know it's all...."Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, motherf#ucker,MOTHERF#CKER,arr... I wanna break you like an animal". Can you see the difference? Music is better today.I can't wait to see what the next ten years brings..."aaaaaAAAARRRRGGHHHH MotherF#CKER I left my home on EARTHHHH,for the shores of ALPHA CENTAURI, I wanna break you like a recently cloned Tasmanian Tiger yaaaaaaaaaahhhh!.
2006-09-09 10:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
-doctor I have a poblem I can't remember what I just said!
-when did u notice the problem?
_what problem?
2006-09-09 10:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋