2006-09-09 03:18:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
What would happen if MacGyver prayed to Jesus for help before the fight.
2006-09-09 03:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a easy one. Macgyver hands down.You see jesus grew up in the hopes that his father god would take care of him and all his problems taken care of . Never having to do for him self. I have never seen macgyver [pray for guidence or help. He counted on his own resources and the knowledge that he was the master of his life, and took what ever action was needed. Jesus was always asking moronic followers, or praying to a make believe friend, and where did it get him. What irks me about thar pipsqweek jesus, is that he never wrote a thing down,no journal,no diary . Not a word to maybe give us a hint that he was for real and not just a fly by night. I say there never was jesus, Just a guy with a good manager, sort like Mr parker ,the guy that made Elvis what he was. People still claim to have seen Elvis, but you know ? As great as these two guys were to their followers,they are not coming back. Look jsesu has been missing for two thousand years and still no Amber alert.
2006-09-09 03:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by Praynographer ! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mac would win...hands down. But not before JC tied him up and placed a ticking time bomb underneath his chair...forcing Mac to use his know how to get out of that crazy situation using a shoelace, tin foil and a single page from the bible.
2006-09-09 03:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by young108west 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can MacGyver reincarnate himself ?
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2006-09-09 03:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Scooby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MacGyver would reverse engineer Christ's blood atonement and damn us all again. Then he would make a holy hand gernade out of a bicycle wheel and dirt and blow christ up.
2006-09-09 03:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hands down. Jesus.
2006-09-09 03:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus. He created the universe and can use it as He wills.
2006-09-09 03:21:20 · answer #7 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
They are both imaginary so, whichever the imagination chose to win would win.
2006-09-09 03:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Genevieve 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
jesus
2006-09-09 03:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by ssgtusmc3013 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You need to be in the humor catagory!
2006-09-09 03:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋