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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.i hate kids tv by the way as thats all that I am reduced to watch on the tv!!!!! ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!! Kids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-09 03:10:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Television

wo by the way means who....see watching all this crap makes ya go demented!! sorry xx

2006-09-09 03:15:30 · update #1

27 answers

Lets sum the situation up here.

Bob has hammers saw etc in has tool bag.
Pat has a letter or two in his.
Pat whacks bob over the head with his bag of letters.
Bob laughs at this excuse for an attack.
Bob retaliates.
Bob takes hammer from tool bag, strikes Pat repeatedly on his head in a sharp, hard downward fasion.
Pats head opens up, bits of brain and skull flowing into street.
Pat stops breathing, suffers cardiac arrest and dies.
Bob reaches for spade and shovel from his truck.
Digs 6 foot hole throws pat into it, covers Pat with dirt.

Bob then sets light to Pats post van and watches as Jess the big ***** tries to escape the inferno but sizzles and burns.

Bob sits down has a mug of tea and smokes a ***.

the end.

Winner: Bob.

2006-09-09 03:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mucking Fagic! 2 · 5 0

Postman since he is a Federal employee (though they have modified it a little, but when it comes down to it the post office is still ran by the government), with 5 unions backing him, and the law that the mail must get though: "Nor rain nor snow nor dark of night, not even Bob the builder can stop him from his or her flight"

Be glad it's not Barney, or even worse yet the re-playing of the Spongebob Movie over and over again! At least with Bob the builder you might learn something, just a thought, maybe you can get him to watch "Tool Belt Diva" on the Discovery Home Channel (Direct TV channel 286), tell the kid that she is Bobs wife.

2006-09-09 03:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by wmkinger 2 · 1 0

As many have said, one-on-one Bob would win as he's stronger and he'd be better tooled up.

However, if I were around, I'd back Pat up, and I know most other people would. Nobody over the age of 5 likes Bob the Builder except Neil Morrisey.

Ergo, Pat's army would be harder than Bob's army.

It'd be bloody, and to be honest he'd go down fighting, but the crowds would kick the crap out of Bob.

2006-09-09 03:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think postman pat would win - he's always delivering weird packages to the inhabitants of the town and would probably find something particularly nasty with which to scupper Bob's attempts. Bob is a pansy! any builder that owns a cat is secretly gay and i doubt he would want to get his hands bloody!

Also, postman Pat's cat looks rough and could sink it's claws into Bob's leg - Pilchard is rubbish and blue! for god's sake!! :)

GO PAT!!!

2006-09-09 03:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Bob the Builder would kick Postman Pat's ****! Sure he could smack him about the head with a claw hammer and use his digger to dig a big hole in the ground and bury Postman Pat!

2006-09-09 03:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by nettlesie 2 · 1 0

Bob The builder have enough equipment to take down very easily the postman.

2006-09-09 03:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Javy 7 · 1 0

Postman Pat of course,yeah watching kids tv does make you demented,i had to suffer with postman pat when my son was little,but just think you can get them back when it comes to their 18th birthday parties and keep all the toys and present them to them in front of their friends, I CAN'T WAIT!!! he goes mad now when we're out and i see postman pat (he is 11)

2006-09-09 03:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by bobcat 3 · 1 0

Bob the Builder, without a shadow of a doubt. After all Bob's got tooled up !

2006-09-09 03:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by kirstapper 2 · 1 0

Bob the builder.. He could run postman pat down in one of those talking menchanical digger things! Pilchard would beat Jess too!

2006-09-09 03:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Postman Pat would bore any opponent to death within a minute of opening his mouth to speak

2006-09-09 03:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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