2006-09-08 23:35:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
mental age of about 5
2006-09-10 04:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by HOOPS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This should give you everything you need to know.
TIM LOVEJOY ('THE GOLDEN DRIFTER'/'DAD')
TEAM Chelsea JOB Presenter/Producer AGE 34
The internationally renowned television personality Tim Lovejoy is, of course, co-presenter of Soccer AM as well as being the show's writer and creator. He's not just a Chelsea fan, as he also supports the 'Glory Hornet Boys' of Watford and therefore hates Luton Town. He fancies himself as a footballer, fiercely believing that he 'slipped the net,' as none of the nation's scouts recognised his talent, and as a result, he has picked himself to be captain of Soccer AM's Badgers.
The father of twin girls, who can be heard crying 'Ratatouille' as they are half Welsh and were born overlooking Stamford Bridge, Tim got married in Las Vegas during the summer of 2003. Musically a fan of the ska era, Tim believes the Jam, Clash and Specials are the greatest ever three bands on this planet. However Tim got himself in a bit of bother and called Eminem the new Vanilla Ice. 'Slim Shandy' retorted by branding Tim a 'gayboy' and threatening to drive him off the edge of a cliff.
Yet despite such threats from the Detroit rapper, Tim is simply god-like in his stature, and is a genius. He is the best at everything he does. For example, he can pause live TV. He beat Gazza at table tennis live on the show. Yet not just that: he is Chorley Wood's top light entertainer, can skateboard, play the guitar, perform magic, is the master of disguise (especially with his Fenners costume), and proved he is a medical miracle having recovered within days from a serious operation on his leg.
However, Tim does have his downfalls. His hair is an obvious one, yet he foolishly thought that Chelsea signing Chris Sutton would bring the Premiership title to Stamford Bridge and he has also missed an embarassing 4 penalties out of 7, hence the term 'having a Lovejoy' which the nation (including shows on radio and TV, as well as Gazza) has gladly embraced. Also, very recently at the FA Cup Final Tim famously remarked while doing the Fanzone commentry as Arsenal had the ball: 'They're through.. oh it's alright, it's only Ray Parlour.' He scored of course, and the rest is history. He also claims to be 6 foot 2 which is a lie.
2006-09-09 07:56:22 · answer #2 · answered by Claire U.K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-09 06:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by kpbunches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-13 05:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by skelomalso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-09 07:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sonny Walkman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
30 years old.
2006-09-09 06:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he is about 28!!
2006-09-09 07:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋