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I just won the Indiana Power Ball... 118 million dollars. But my stupid dog just ate the ticket. Then he got hit by a car and the car and my dog burst into flames. What should I do?

2006-09-08 20:16:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Other - News & Events

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Is this the same dog that ate my school homework a few years ago?

2006-09-08 22:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stick your hands in the burning dog and fishout that ticket. Then go eat some chicken with your barehands. Finger lickin' good.

2006-09-08 20:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel G 2 · 0 0

I think the only option you have here is to go look for it in the middle of the street. I really hope you don't get run over.

2006-09-08 20:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by WHATS UP! 4 · 0 0

You can appoint me to collect money.

2006-09-08 20:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by lucky s 7 · 0 0

That was pretty good! lol

2006-09-08 20:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0 0

Cry!!

2006-09-12 13:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2006-09-08 20:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Prince V 2 · 1 0

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2006-09-08 20:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 2 0

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