i cant find a bunch of missing socks and but my mom keeps yelling at me and telling me they didnt just walk off. where could they have gone??
2006-09-08 18:00:01 · 28 answers · asked by <3Jess<3 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
under my bed along with your thongs
2006-09-08 18:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by stevens_monroe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sock monster has them of course. Every house has a sock monster. They usually live under the bed, but at night the sneak out and steal the socks left lying around. They love to steal just one sock so that way you never have a pair.
2006-09-09 01:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by auburn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby, you have a lot of free time. Buy some socks, fold them together before you toss in the laundry and after you take them out of the dryer. Don't wash your clothes with anyone else's and keep count of how many pairs you have.
2006-09-09 01:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judith 11 center is right there is a sock monster with a funny fetish - It only takes one sock from each pair. Does this mean we are looking for a one legged sock monster?
2006-09-09 01:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, heres what happened. When you dry your socks, a portal to another dimension opens up and sucks only one of the pair of socks through. Eventually they get shot back into your dirty clothes hamper, after you have thrown out the other one.
2006-09-09 01:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't walk off! They are carried away in the night by the sock monsters
2006-09-09 01:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They went into the S.P.P.,Sock Protection Program.
2006-09-09 01:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dryer really does eat socks!
2006-09-09 01:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by sarah j 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, stop losing your head. remember you said you were gonna do laundry but this is how you did it: you took your socks put them in the dryer then wash them so at the end you have wet socks then since you cant wear wet socks you tell your mum that you cant see them. ha ha ha try harder next time cos i know that trick of yours.
2006-09-09 01:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry, but i snuck into your room through the interdimensional portal under your bed and reached out my hand and grabbed a few pairs of your socks, i was hungry
2006-09-09 01:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably someone else's drawer. We have "sock roundups" in our house every so often and it's amazing how many pairs we can arrange!
2006-09-09 01:02:01 · answer #11 · answered by Kay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋