OK, besides the WMD bull from GWB. I'm talking personal stuff!!!
2006-09-08 17:56:43 · 33 answers · asked by disintegrationisthebestalbumever 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you always tell the truth, you won't get in trouble.
2006-09-08 17:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My dad slept with a woman and got her pregnant while he was still married to my mom. This woman was living with us (don't ask me why, I don't know) and I asked how she got pregnant and my parents told me that she went out of town and met some guy. I had no reason to not believe them. But one day I was at school and a guy that was in my class was the cousin of the whorebag and he told me what really happened. It was devastating to me. I still am kind of messed up about it all.
2006-09-08 18:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i took a job recently, it all seemed good, company is a well known food processor, with sales internationally, but when it came down to an offer letter detailing particulars, the manager told me that his handshake was as good as gold
the job was in sales and 50% of pay based no commission
needless to say that his handshake was not made of gold, but rather chocolate, as soon as you touched it, it started to melt away
I start a new job on monday LOL
2006-09-08 18:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by capollar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy I had been dating for a while "forgot" to tell me he was married with another girlfriend. I'd have to say that was a pretty big lie, especially since he proposed to me. I found out through his best friend.
2006-09-08 17:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by julez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cheated all the way through high school, and some how got on the deans list for good grades. thats a pretty good lie... Yeah?
2006-09-08 17:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by sbellgoettman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course those jeans don't make you look fat. And even i would buy them for $238.
But in all seriousness, the biggest lie i was ever told:
"I love you."
2006-09-08 18:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love you!
when I find out that was a lie.... that really blows! Especially because I did!
2006-09-08 17:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Socrate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is easy... by an english bastard with the same name as the boy in the winnie the pooh stories... "i love you. i met you and now i'm in love with you. i ddn't plan for things to turn out this way. she doesn't matter to me. i've been trying to get rid of her for months before i even met you. i can't get rid of her. i keep telling her to leave."
2006-09-08 18:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by annie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was in class 1 day i told a my friend a nasty joke about a girl he laughed real loud she was sitting close to us and she asked what he was laughing about he told her at the same time the pricipal was coming in class the girl told on me and i said my friend said it the principal took us both to the office and i kept saying it was him and we both got suspened he got a beating when he got home but it was his fault for telling her what i said
2006-09-08 18:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Cluase is coming to town.
2006-09-08 18:05:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I was at fault for my parent's mistakes. This fuc*ed up my childhood and took me years to get over.
2006-09-08 17:58:52 · answer #11 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋