HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
*Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
*White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
*Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
*Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
*Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
*Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
*Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
*France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
*Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
2006-09-08 17:50:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
*George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
*Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
*85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
*Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
*Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
*Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
*Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
*Average height of NBA players is now 9'7".
*New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered as dangerous weapons by January 2036.
*Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
*IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
*Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
2006-09-08 17:50:48 · update #1
Haha that was very creative. I enjoy your ideas and how what is going on now could become those ultimate truths in the future. It appears how life is now, that many of those are possible, a bit exaggerated but not far from a possible future. I especially enjoyed your headline about Florida and the voting situation, how we (I live in Florida) manage to have trouble with them..I'm only 15 and cant vote but that's besides the point. Keep up the very clever stimulating views!
2006-09-08 18:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one... that baby conceived naturally stumping scientists.
2006-09-09 00:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't laugh out loud often.My anus is where my mouth should be.But I farted my head off just then.
2006-09-09 01:05:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Creative, but mostly biased.
2006-09-09 01:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by reza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll never know until 2009!
2006-09-09 00:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by eugene65ca 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious! And soooo true...
2006-09-09 00:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by Nathan 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's awesome...
2006-09-09 00:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wake up .. you are dreaming in sleep
2006-09-09 00:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Azul 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well i think its umm well weird
2006-09-09 00:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋