what would you do if all of a sudden a three legged horn swaddler gobbled up all of your precious gems and stomped on your house and devoured your family in one fell swoop of an eyelid?
2006-09-08 16:24:10 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i would have to say to the lousy 2 timer to go back to bego where he came from or maybe we could live happilyt ever after and share the gemz . . .
2006-09-08 18:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'd try not to let the actions of one three legged horn swaddler determine my sentiment toward all the rest but, at the risk of offending them, I'm afraid I'd have to move to another neighborhood.
2006-09-08 23:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd request the "Three legged horn swaddler" to gobble me up too.
2006-09-08 23:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would walk up to it and nicely ask "excuse me sir, can i please have my gems and family back?" then i would ask it to please pat restitution for my house. if it seemed hesitant i would put on my best charmer face, the one i use on teachers and principles who thought i had a bomb in my locker, and ask again.
if that didnt work i would go javazon on it and attack with my poison tipped javalins, made of the strongest wood in the amazon and blessed by the river, forest and rain spirits. i would call upon the powers of the ancestral kapok tree to form a cloak of protection around my family, and to lift them out of the belly of the beast. i would use the cunning of the jaguar tohamstring all three of its legs, and pierce it through the heart with a stingray's barb.
then i would collect my precious gems, use the rest of the treasure to get a new house, and donate all remaining goodies to charity.
2006-09-08 23:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd roll a d20 against it to see if i could beat its AC, luckly i got my long bow enchanted to add +4 to my ranged attack bonus so i think i'd make the shot. Now... is this horn swaddler immune to fire damage? if so, our warrior is ******.
2006-09-08 23:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Rvardell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd lay off the acid and just call it a bad trip lol
2006-09-08 23:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by ballerinaninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd quit playing the video game.
2006-09-08 23:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up from the dream I was having.
2006-09-08 23:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scroll down and agree with Lyn. Damn. Same answer.
2006-09-09 01:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by busterp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember to take my Meds
2006-09-08 23:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋