...or simply yoink their pants off while pretending to talk on a cell phone?
2006-09-08 16:23:12 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You know I ran into Clark Kent yesterday and he looked confused and downright upset. Seems like there was a woman in distress somewhere in Upper Mongolia and he was trying to find a phone booth to change in... the problem was that there was none in the entire city. I told the poor bloke, 'Listen mate, you are freeking Superman, tear off your clothes and get to that woman!'
The thing was that he is too damn shy because he is hung like a gerbil, (I found out after a round of golf the one day and we were in the showering facilities.) So there he was looking around through the city for this damn phone booth.
Long story short.....
By the time he found an abandoned phone booth and tossed the three bums out of it he was too late and this poor Woman in Upper Mongolia was dead. A pack of wild and ravenous butterflies had killed her and eaten her innards.
........Now Spiderman for example, he will just yoink his trousers off and change in public no problem, that guy is hung like a freeking water buffalo.
poison munkeys
p.s ~~~ I still can not believe you said tinky-winky ;)
2006-09-09 05:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Flash" Gordon never once bothered with a phone-booth, which is why he has always been the favoured superhero of the intellectual set.
Regarding your shark question of late, in an unrelated topic, I think it's a bizarre coincidence that just last night, my mud shark, Boris, and I got an after-dinner buzz. He'd stuck "Jaws" in the DVD player while I was in the loo, but, thanks to his dyslexia, he'd inadvertently run the film in reverse speed. I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. Here was this film, with an uncircumsized great white, puking up boats and people for two straight hours until they eventually had to open up a public beach just in time for the bloody tourist season. My favourite scene was close to the beginning of the film, when a great white orally gave birth to a crusty old sea-captain. It was like Fellini had cross-bred with David Lynch to make a picture show.
I don't know if I should partake more often or less. After all, we have a few more months of Mr. Blair and a few more years of Bush Fever. May I move into your apartment, or is there one to let nearby? I think you'd make such a wonderful neighbour, and we could house-sit for each others' pets. Just wondering. I don't wish to be a bother.
2006-09-09 04:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure the removal of phone booths was the cause of super hero extinction! They were creatures of habit who couldn't adapt
On the other hand, if you come by any pics of wonder woman, storm, etc.. changing in public pleases don't hesitate to forward them
2006-09-09 05:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a... phone booth?
I don't recall seeing one of these recently.
Maybe when I was a little kid, like the Blue Polices boxes in England that don't exist anymore.
2006-09-08 16:27:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When was the last time anyone actually saw an enclosed phone booth?
2006-09-08 16:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by rp_player_girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy getting changed into my superhero outfit in the middle of the pub...I often get tips from the ladies thinking that I am a stripper
2006-09-09 04:30:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can`t use phone booths ,they are all broken .
Super heros of todays youth are the gangters of c" RAP"
2006-09-08 16:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No more phone booths. He/She would have to find somewhere else to change.
2006-09-08 16:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What phone booth?
Do you still SEE phone booths on YOUR streets???
2006-09-08 16:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by ICG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2006-09-08 16:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Emm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋