2006-09-08 16:05:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
So There's this bank and one of the tellers is named Patricia Wack. She is one of those stern types who took everything seriously and has to do everything by the book. Patricia gives her manager such a headache sometimes.
One day while she's at her post, A Frog comes in. He comes over to her teller station and looks at her nametag and gives her a little nod. "Good Day Miss Patricia Wack. I'd like to borrow some money." Well Patricia kinda stares at the frog skeptically and thinks for a moment. "Do you have an account or any collateral?"
"I don't have an account. But I would like to use this for collateral Miss Wack." The frog held up a small plastic white elephant. Now Patricia was even more skeptical. She highly doubted that would do it. "Do you have any references?"
"Well....my father is McJagger." Says the Frog.
"Is that so? Right...I'll have to go speak to my manager about this, I'll be right back." So Patricia takes the little white elephant and moves into the back room where she finds her manager.
"Ah... there's a frog a the desk, who wants to borrow some money. He claims he's the son of McJagger, but he doesn't have any collateral, except this," She holds up the little white elephant. "I mean we can't give him anything for this...this...what is this anyway?"
The Manager lets out an exasperated sigh. "Its a nicknack Patty Wack. Give the Frog a Loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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2016-10-14 11:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 16:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush speeches and the way he keeps changing the reason to invade Iraq.
2006-09-08 16:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seinfeld repeats.
2006-09-08 16:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by MJV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 16:08:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 16:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by el 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 16:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by mf mf mf mf mf fmf mf mfmfmfmfmf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 16:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Erin R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-08 16:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋